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bye*
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February 18, 2013 12:04pm UTC

facebook: someone added a photo of you
me: f/ck

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
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February 18, 2013 10:36am UTC

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says im OK,
but i feel like I've dyed a little inside. ♥

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jimmy365
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February 16, 2013 1:30pm UTC

butterflies
can't see their wings.
they can't see how truly
beautiful they are, but
everyone else can.
people are like that as well.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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lovecrazy
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February 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME,
LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE. EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE. EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steve
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February 4, 2013 2:44am UTC

Ted Healy: "What is this you're doing?"
Larry Fine: "The elevator dance."
Ted Healy: "Elevator dance?"
Larry Fine: "Yeah, there's no steps to it."

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ItTakesTime
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February 4, 2013 2:46am UTC

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

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demons*
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January 27, 2013 9:40pm UTC

*Eats alphabet soup*
Chokes on the D

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jariley*
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January 27, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
I wonder how many of them are dead.

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 22, 2013 4:28pm UTC

I could tell the woman I saw at the supermarket earlier was single by the amount of batteries she was buying.

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 22, 2013 4:59pm UTC

My mate's name is Cliffard Uri Nicholas Tomkins.
So you can probably guess what we all call him!!
Cliff..

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dooosh
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December 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC

People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mynamemypass
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December 3, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Here's to the girls
that
that are ending
2012 single

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go_with_the_flow19
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November 27, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I listen to music most girls my age wouldnt listen to...
For example: The Strokes
The Black Keys
The White Stripes
Alex Clare
The Postal Service
Phoenix
Coldplay
Florence + The Machine
...while most of you are obsessed with Justin Bieber & One Direction...

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LegendaryLettuce
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November 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC

On the 12th day of christmas Facebook came to me....
12 dudes Im blocking
11 friends just waiting
10 corny topics
9 busted barbies
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
5 DRAMAAA QUEEENS
4 game requests
3 photo tags
2 people pokes
AND A CREEP WHO WONT STOP INBOXING MEEE!
Merry early christmas everyone.

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Jahyvie
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November 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC

You can be the greatest.
You can be the best.
You can be the king kong bangin' on your chest.
You can beat the world
You can beat the war
You could talk to God, go banging on his door.
You can throw your hands up
You can beat the clock.
You can move a mountain
You can break rocks
You can be a master
Dont wait for luck
Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself standing in the hall of fame

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 7:35pm UTC

"An old Cherokee told his grandson:
'My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil.
It's anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego.
The other is Good.
It's joy, peace, love, hope, kindness and truth."
The boy thought about it, and asked:
"Grandfather, which wolf wins?"
The old man quietly replied:
"The one you feed."

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