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ciennavictoria

1. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   that terrible moment when
   somebody runs their wet fingers through your dry hair.
   
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2. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 7:51am UTC
   im starting to think that when we were little
   and our parents told us to eat the crust because it was good for you,
   was just an excuse because they were getting tired of cutting off the crust.
   
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3. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   i like how in drake and josh,
   when theyre having a private conversation in the kitchen,
   they keep the window to the living room open.
   as if no one can hear them.
   
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4. ciennavictoria
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   January 8, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   duct tape is like the force.
   it has a light side.
   a dark side.
   and it holds the world together.
   nmq
   
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5. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 8:01am UTC
   knowing you had a weird dream last night
   but not remembering a single bit of it.
   
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6. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 8:29am UTC
   "ALRIGHT. WHO FINISHED OFF THE TOILET PAPER AND DIDNT REPLACE IT?!"
   oh wait..
   
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7. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   you know its cold outside
   when you walk outside and its cold.
   
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8. ciennavictoria
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   December 8, 2011 7:31pm UTC
   you know why uggs are called uggs?
   because when people see the price, they say,
   "UUGGGGGGGGGGG."
   
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9. ciennavictoria
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   if someone is trying to bring you down
   it just means you are above them.
   
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10. ciennavictoria
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    November 15, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    AGNESS LIIIIKKE♥
    
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11. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when a black person asks for a skin colored bandaid.
    
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12. ciennavictoria
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    November 4, 2011 7:45am UTC
    girls are only helpless until their nailpolish dries.
    ♥♥♥
    
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13. ciennavictoria
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    September 29, 2011 9:10am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. ciennavictoria
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    September 29, 2011 9:07am UTC
    i hope one day,
    you find the right girl.
    i hope she makes your heart stop.
    ♥ i ♥ hope ♥ that ♥ you ♥ want ♥ no ♥ one ♥ and ♥ nothing ♥ but ♥ her. ♥
    i hope that someday you find love,
    so you would know how it feels
    to have someone
    own your heart.
    just like you owned mine.
    
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15. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:13am UTC
    note to self:
    look away while opening yougurt to avoid yogurt face.
    ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
    
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16. ciennavictoria
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    September 27, 2011 8:08am UTC
    note to self:
    watch out for squidward.
    ♥
    
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17. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    and i hate people on facebook who have names like:
    Stacy ALLIEVERWANTISHIM Evans
    its like, really? just..no.
    ♥
    
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18. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 8:25am UTC
    that face you make when
    you put on mascara.
    ♥
    
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19. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:12am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when youre chewing gum and one of your hairs sneaks into your mouth and sticks to the gum, and you awkwardly pull the hair out of your mouth with the gum attatched to it.
    
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20. ciennavictoria
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:08am UTC
    "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
    oh wait youre actually hurt.
    
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