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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. UnfinishedCadenza UnfinishedCadenza
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    I realize now
    that the guys
    who truly deserve
    my attention
    are the ones
    who care more
    about my happiness
    than about
    getting together with me.

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Me: Oh my god I hate Blurred Lines.
    Sister: I like it?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Hey hey hey.
    Sister: Yeah?
    Me: Hey hey hey.
    Sister: Oh.
    Me: Hey hey hey.
    Sister: Okay! I get your point.
    Me: Hey hey hey.
    Sister: Can you stop?
    Me: Hey hey hey.
    Sister: *death glare*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: :D

  5. beezyd beezyd
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    baby you a song,
    you make me wanna roll my windows down &
    cruiseeeee

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
    I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

  7. Grace* Grace*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    I wish I could run to you and I hope you know that every time I don't I almost do

  8. christofx christofx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 10 notebooks
    End of the school year : 1 pencil you found in the hallway

  9. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    GET SLEAZY

    KE$HA<3

  10. firepoptart321 firepoptart321
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:48am UTC
    What is the meaning of life?
    Why is this such a big question? You can't just find some scientific mathematical answer like "42".
    I think its doing what you love, and having fun.
    I think it is about knowing when to be crazy and when to be serious, but enjoying every minute of it.
    Life is about making friends, and doing things that make you happy.
    Its about running barefoot in the sand, blowing bubbles sometimes, kissing someone you love.
    Its about having dreams and wishing on stars.
    I think its about growing a little wiser with every year's birthday candles you blow out.
    It is about making friends, doing things that make you happy, smiling, falling in love, and trying new things.
    Everyday you get a little older
    and you can never get time back, so why waste a minute being unhappy?
    \Take a risk. You only get one shot.
    No, we will never know why we were put on this Earth,
    but I think out purpose is to help make each other better people
    and just live life to its fullest.
    \
    Nothing scientific.
    Just making the most of everything you've been given seems reason enough to exist to me ♥♥

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:20am UTC
    TODAY
    i' m o f f school for t he day.
    the next week, actually.
    yesterday at school, we had a parents day, where you bring in one of your parents and show them around. my dad is dying of a disease called UIP which has no cure, so he needs a wheelchair and an oxygen mask all the time. at the time, he was in hospital, like usual, but we managed to get him discharged for the day so he could turn up. he was really excited about it, and so was i.
    i know he stands out, but i'm proud of him for not caring. i was wheeling him around and showing him my classes when a group of guys in my year came over to us. i didn't really know them. then, one of them started mocking the way dad has to pant to breathe at all, and another one called out, "hey, nice wheelchair, freakshow."
    dad said, "just walk away", so i did.
    after lunch, once the parents had gone home, the boy who mocked dad came up to me again and said, "nice dad... bet he's not gonna last long."
    i have never slapped anyone so hard in my life.
    the school has suspended me.
    sometimes i just wish people understood </3

  12. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    ♥ I act like sh*t don't phase me
    Inside it drives me crazy my
    I N S E C U R I T E S
    Could eat me alive.
    -Eminem
    -nmf-

  13. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    I D u n n o♥
    G o o g l e i t .
    ( The answer to every question )

  14. Mjjmlovr1 Mjjmlovr1
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    an ugly person says i need my beauty sleep when they really need to hibernate

  15. mawleeex3 mawleeex3
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:18am UTC
    !f yUh typ3 lyk3 dihs.
    DONT TALK TO ME

  16. lovewasntenough lovewasntenough
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 2:42am UTC
    j u s t g i v e m e o n e m o r e c h a n c e
    I swear I won't mess up this time


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. mykaistheshiii mykaistheshiii
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    You see you had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart
    Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
    how to love

  19. MsConfident MsConfident
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Boy tips #4
    Guys LoVE,
    Confident girls.
    Just because you think he's the hottest thing that ever hit the planet, doesn't mean he's got anything over you. Smile, and know how great you are and he'll be sure to fall for you;)
    Note: Following these tips may not cause
    the guy to like you. But it will definitely improve the situation


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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