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christofx

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I'm Christof | 18 | FL | Tumblr | Lauren ♥ 2.14.13

1. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   Damn girl you're only 12?
   you should be losing your teeth not your virginity.
   
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2. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   Im the type to open the microwave
   before it hits 0.
   
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3. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   You know that feeling?
   When you fall in love for the first time
   your heart just drops for that person
   & you think theres no way getting back up
   
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4. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   Life is like a peniss
   its short
   but seems so long when it gets hard
   
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5. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Your smile is the most beautiful
   curve on your body
   FYEAHPICKUPLINES
   
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6. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Anyone know that feeling
   when youre laughing so hard
   no noise is coming out
   so you sit there clapping like a retarted
   seal ?
   
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7. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 10 notebooks
   End of the school year : 1 pencil you found in the hallway
   
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8. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   Hid my emotions from my girl
   to show her i wasnt a little boy
   but it took tears
   to show her i was a man.
   
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9. christofx
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   I told you you were my everything , and now you want to
   break up leaving me with nothing.
   
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10. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    If cinderalla can get her prince charming
    without taking her dress off
    then so can you .
    
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11. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Y O C O
    youre only cute online
    
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12. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    trying to finding out the meaning of life
    just makes your head hurt
    thats why they invented asprins
    to help you along the way
    #everything makes sense
    
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13. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I remember when i was in love.. it was good
    but now im like f that b*tch
    
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14. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I remember when i was in love.. it was good
    but now im like f that b*tch
    
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15. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    awh man tomorrows
    sadfad*MONDAY*asdadfasf
    shoot me
    
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16. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Dont show your feelings
    And I promise you wont get hurt
    
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17. christofx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Have you ever felt Completely fed up ?
    
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18. christofx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:37am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. christofx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    That moment when.....
    youre hot and then you find yourself
    sticking your your head out
    of the window and then you're
    gaspping for air
    like oh ffucck now i cant breath.
    
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20. christofx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 11:50pm UTC
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    Girls and their insecurities
    why cant they see the beauty
    i see staring at me...
     
    
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