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chloefords

1. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   me and my sister are having a thing where all day we make up vegtable jokes
   we dont have any,
   but if YOU do,
   please lettuce know
   thanks!
   
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2. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   roses are red
   violets are not
   compared to hilary clinton
   your pretty hot !
   -boxman
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   I have to go to the bathroom
   -patrick star
   i just love these poems
   - chloe fords
   
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3. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   speed is THE greatest movie i have ever watched!(or is watching)
   
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4. chloefords
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   February 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   i am starting to put my mouse over every quote even if it said nothing
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5. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   i know how to make witty tiny and huge.... 1. hit ctrl + or - (+ = biger,- = smaller
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6. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   read this
   she's broken
   now highlight and read
   
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7. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   put your cursor over this quote
   annoying right???
   
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8. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   i saw a quote about 9/11 swine flu mad cow disease y2k (by jimmy987234 whatever) anywaaaay what IS the difference? wont it be the same about mad cow 9/11 ect. ??? so you know what? bring it on mayans!
   
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9. chloefords
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   your not pretty
   your just pretty compared to me
   (what we really are are ugly people comparing each other and feeling beautiful)
   
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10. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    one direction fact #69 (lolol)
    liam was born with only one functioning kidney
    me: (0.0) "we have two (or more) kidneys???"
    lolol
    
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11. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    you know what im sick of no guy asking me to be their valentine, me and my closest friend are going to be valentines cause i know she thinks im crazy but what the fudge?? right even if the world ends i could say i had a valentines buddie, single val. buddies! you know dont weep around about not having a val. date, do fun val activities with your friend! comeonnn!!! pleeeeeease it could (god forbid) be the end of the world!! dont be single for your mabey last valentines!!
    
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12. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    im having trouble swallowing this cinamon thing down lolol im serious though what is the point???
    
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13. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    ____
    (( -.- ))
    (#)<=*****=>(#)
    / \
    _/ \_
    comment what
    you want her to say(notice to giantish colors)
    
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14. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    this is how much i am listening
    noo - | - - - - - - - - - - - - - yes
    me: ( -.-) zzzz
    slap*"ya listnin?"<(0.0 v) :you
    
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15. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    me and my sister on super bowl weekend
    78% puppy bowl
    20% commercials
    2% waiting for the football to go off and the commercials on
    that is exatly will happen
    
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16. chloefords
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    am i the ony one who started randomly choking on air??
    lets make this ramdommm
    fun fact: every 5 seconds someone is born buut every 10 seconds someone dies ohhh!?!?!?
    
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17. chloefords
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    February 5, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    gooo football!!! i mean the : european, english, french and any other place on earth that says football is american soccer yeahhh!!! wooo barcelona messi!!!
    favorite if you know what i am talking about when i say messi
    
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18. chloefords
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    February 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    i just spit / sneezed and somthing messy is on my elbo but i dont know woat it issss! lolol
    
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19. chloefords
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    February 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    wouldn't it be funny if the giants won the super bowl? lolol i am voting for the giants now
    
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20. chloefords
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    February 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    that akward moment when you realize saying "having tea with the queen" is like saying "having mc donalds with the presedent" lolol (nmq)
    
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