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chelseaaskyee
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March 15, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Act like a princess
Look like Barbie
Smoke like Marley
Party like Ke$ha
♥

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MyWittyProfile
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March 15, 2012 6:29pm UTC

I don't eat lunch. & I hate when teachers come up to me and are like "are you not eating?"
NO. I'm not. Leave me alone.
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BTRusher143
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March 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC

1964- "Pretty Women"
2010- "Sexy B*tch"
Got to love society.

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Rhyburgie2
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March 15, 2012 6:24pm UTC

I'm Over Him.
Him: Looks at Me At Lunch
My Heart: Lol, Tricks Are For Kids!

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xeverythinghappensforareasonx
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March 15, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Every Girl Wants A Kiss In The Rain.
Fave If You Agree

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xoxpeacelovecookiesxox
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March 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Singing in the shower:
Who i think i sound like: Adele
Who i actually sound like: Rebecca Black

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Sunny1703
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March 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC

No one cares,
Unless you're pretty.
..

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wittyfreak136
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March 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Trying to convince your friends
that you're over him.
♥
but you're actually just trying to convince yourself.

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beautyinsidexox
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March 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Having your period at school
and being afraid it'll bleed through and you won't be able to notice :(

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soccerloverx03x
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March 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

*Opens pack of gum"
BAM! Everyone is your best friend.

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kclove5
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March 15, 2012 7:17pm UTC

One Direction don't even write there own songs...
Just look at the writers in the songs of the album:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_All_Night_(One_Direction_album)
There's only 3 they helped with.
What is so special about them?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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p1kachu
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March 15, 2012 7:13pm UTC

When I see you, all my feelings
come rushing back

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xoxalyssa459
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March 15, 2012 7:13pm UTC

D e a r M c D o n a l d ' s c a s h i e r,
Don't give me that look. There's no age limit on happpy meals.
Sincerely,
don't forget the toy.

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summerloverboylover
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March 15, 2012 7:14pm UTC

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
and the life that I live;
I know that I'm not perfect
& I don't claim to be.
SO, before you point your finger
MAKE SURE YOUR OWN HANDS
ARE CLEAN

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Moonlightmadness
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March 15, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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That awkward moment when
you accidently make contact
with someone multiple times.
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icedropss
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March 15, 2012 7:14pm UTC

My thoughts are killing me and people don't even notice.

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Alaska Young*
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March 15, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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Oh look I'm Witty Famous

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skyscraper13
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March 14, 2012 1:07am UTC

During a math test;
my answer; 26.
choices: 17,19,20,23, 78.
me: ah well 23 is much closer to my answer so we'll just go with that.

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