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  1. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: *breathes*
    Mom: EXCUSE ME?
    Me: What?
    Mom: I don't like your additude.
    Me: But I--
    Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
    Me: Okay.
    Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *blinks*
    Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

  2. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    There should be some kind of medal
    for someone who finishes
    a tube of chapstick, without losing it.

  3. imasquirrel01292011 imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I Should Just
    change my voice mail greeting to,
    "please hang up and text me"
    -imasquirrel01292011

  4. NotPicturePerfect NotPicturePerfect
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Suite life of
    [Zack and cody]
    >>Where blondes are smart<<
    and---------->asians are dumb
    ~Parallel universe much? ~
    Very.
    fave if you get it ;)

  5. hannxoxo hannxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    To tell you the truth,
    everynight, i still cry myself to sleep wondering, where did i go wrong? where did i mess all this up? I miss you. I miss your hugs, your smile, your laugh, your texts,
    e v e r y t h i n g.
    I'd do anything to have you back.
    anything.

  6. oats oats
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    I hate when parents fight. i hate when my mom talks about the fight i with i hate it it makes me sad but the wost thing is how she always ask me if she should leave him i hate it so much. i mean my dad can be mean and a butt and yell at me for stupid stuff but i don't want that to happen no matter how much i hate him at times hes my dad and i want my parent together and i want to stay a family. i have so many friend that parents that are split or on the verge of spliting and i see how hard it is for my friends and i don't want to go through that im not ready nor will i ever be :(

  7. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Remember These?
    Lizzie McGuire
    Hannah Montana
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    Lilo and Stitch
    That's So Raven
    Life With Derek
    Kim Possible
    The Rugrats
    American Dragon: Jake Long
    Even Stevens
    Phil of the Future
    Jonas L.A.
    Drake and Josh
    Fairly Odd Parents
    Hey Arnold
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
    Power Puff Girls
    Ed, Edd, n Eddy
    i miss these shows.
    anyone else?

  8. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
    'wow she's beautiful'

    format by sandrasaurus

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: Yes.

  10. rhiannon_horan rhiannon_horan
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, d*mn I'm forever alone!

  11. sportsarelife14 sportsarelife14
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    YOLO
    F.I.S.H.
    F*ck It, Sh*t Happens

  12. MissAmerica7595 MissAmerica7595
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    *To the tune of Set Fire To The Rain*
    Peeta:
    I set fire to the bread
    Watched it burn as mom
    Slapped my face
    Then she screamed
    And I cried
    And I ran outside into the rain
    The raaaaain
    I set fire to the bread
    Then I threw it at
    Katniss' head
    Then she screamed
    And I cried
    And I ran back inside
    Out of the rain
    The raaaaaain
    Saw this somewhere, didn't write it

  13. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Fires ablaze within my eyes,
    A smile concealing all my lies,
    Screaming, begging, calling out,
    A final, frantic, desperate, shout.
    Scarlet tears drip from each vein,
    A vehement covet to end this pain,
    This silver blade, stays by my side,
    Because all hope inside has died.
    As each day ends, and darkness draws,
    The devil toys, with all my flaws,
    I'm helpless, alone, a worthless mess,
    A broken child, he must address.
    I'm tempted when he calls my name,
    A way out, an escape, an end to shame,
    To make it feel a lot less real,
    A deal with the Devil, in blood must I seal.
    They'll say I died of suicide,
    But no one knows how much they've lied,
    It wasn't a rope, a blade, or pills,
    That broke my soul, and gave me chills.
    I died inside so long before,
    To live each day, an endless chore,
    Pills could not kill what was already dead,
    A twisted soul, an empty head.
    In darkness I wait, in silence, alone,
    Rose-tinted nostalgia, all around me has grown,
    I beckon the devil, with the key of self-harm,
    And I open the door for him, with the blood of my arm.

  14. x_ily_x x_ily_x
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:42am UTC
    When life gets you down,
    And there's nowhere to turn,
    I'll help you through and
    I'll share your concern.
    I'll try my best to return every favor,
    When you're sure that you'll drown,
    then I'll be your lifesaver;
    Even if we both go down.
    Whether we sink or swim
    doesn't matter at all,
    Just know that I'll be there
    whenever you call.
    I'll pull you out
    when life pulls you under.
    I'll be the sun
    when there's lightning and thunder.
    And when it's all over,
    And we've fought every war,
    There's one thing I promise,
    Of this I am sure,
    When the time comes
    that we're put to our rest.
    Be sure that you know that,
    My friend, you're the best.
    And if there is Heaven,
    then I know you'll be there,
    That if you die first
    then you'll hear every prayer.
    And soon I'll join you,
    but just know until then.
    That I'll miss you each day
    'til I see you again.
    At the end of the tunnel,
    you'll be my guiding light,
    You'll lead me to heaven,
    away from the night.
    We'll be there together,
    and we'll never grow old.
    And we'll walk hand in hand
    On the streets paved of gold.
    nmq- by Olivia Walford

  15. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:23am UTC
    Dear pad company.
    Make the wrapper even louder, why don't you?
    Sincerely ,
    I had to explain to my older brother what the hell was going on in the middle of the night.

  16. Armydaughter Armydaughter happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    And who else remembers watching at least one of these shows:
    •The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
    •The Amanda Show
    •Danny Phantom
    •The Fairly OddParents
    •Drake & Josh
    •The Fairly OddParents
    •Hey Arnold!
    •The Naked Brothers Band
    •Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
    •Romeo!
    •Rugrats
    •The Troop
    •True Jackson, VP
    •Unfabulous
    •The Wild Thornberrys
    •Worldwide Day of Play
    •Zoey 101

  17. mayo1316 mayo1316
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:48am UTC
     so, no one will read this. but this is the story of my first kiss..it was july 4th. it was SO hot outside and i had on a blue and white shirt. he wore a blue shirt (ironically) & i went to his house because my "sister" lives across the street. i called him at 10:30 and told him to get his butt outside.he told me his goal for the summer was to kiss me..so we hugged for like 5 minutes and i had to go to a festival ): so he texted me saying "i should've kissed you, right then. i'm so sorry."& after the festival i came back & we hung out behind this old abandoned house. we just talked and talked..then i left AGAIN. but it was okay, because he was still walking in his neighborhood and my second mom dropped me off next to him. i ran out of the car and we hugged..and he leaned back, looked in my eyes and he kissed me. i was so astonished and happy.
    thing is..we broke up. september 6th. and im STILL in love with him. he has a girlfriend and me and him are best friends..but he wont hang out with me because he's scared to fall for me again while he has a gf..i want him SO bad. if you read all of this..i love you.

  18. Emily_xxx Emily_xxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:21am UTC
    That awkward moment when u want to laugh at your friend when their parents are giving out to them ;']

  19. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:31am UTC
    I say "haha" after a text so it won't sound too serious...

  20. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:37am UTC
    That moment when you randomly laugh at a funny memory...

:)

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