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chatterboxxy

1. chatterboxxy
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   January 10, 2013 2:09pm UTC
   So I was like, then she was like, but of course I was all like, so she just went crazy.
   
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2. chatterboxxy
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   January 10, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   ME: I gotta get up...I've got a history test...
   BED: But it's cold outside, baby.
   Dear teachers,
   As you see my bed is very persuasive.
   Sincerely, don't set tests at the end of term if you want us to be able to catch up.
   
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3. chatterboxxy
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   January 10, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   I broke the law yesterday.
   I wrote the word 'law' on a piece of paper and flushed it down the loo.
   
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4. chatterboxxy
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   January 7, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   2013: Wanna come party tonight?
   1833: Would you care to attend the grand ball with me this evening?
   
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5. chatterboxxy
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   January 7, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   Sometimes I have a nightmare
   Then I realise it's real.
   Sometimes I have a great day
   Then I realise it was a dream.
   
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6. chatterboxxy
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   January 7, 2013 5:24pm UTC
   Anyone else wonder why
   The Ark stayed afloat while the Titanic sank
   But the Ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
   
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7. chatterboxxy
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   January 7, 2013 3:49pm UTC
   LIZTOMANIA.
   the need to listen to music ♥
   
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