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  1. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    ohmygod, you just put caps lock on, im scared. 0.o

  2. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    texting my friend on my phone;
    friend: hey.
    me; hi, i'll text you later i cant find my phone..
    friend; okay
    me; still cant find it brb in 1 hour.
    friend; okay.
    me: ''HAHAHAAHA SHE BELIEVED IT.'' i didnt feel like texting.lololololol.

  3. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    come at me with words, and i'll come right back at you with my foot.(;

  4. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:32am UTC
    i wanna write ''I miss you'' on a rock, and throw it at your face, so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

  5. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:35am UTC
    a day without laughter is a day wasted....

  6. crazyhamster43 crazyhamster43
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:42am UTC
    your face is not a coloring book . so chill with the make-up.


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  8. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:42am UTC
    obtuse rubber goose
    green moose guava juice
    giant snake birthday cake
    large fries chocolate shake
    fairly odd parents, anyone else remember?

  9. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when youre walking throughthe metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    No matter
    How carefully you choose your words,
    They'll always end up being twisted by others...

  11. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
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    Can I see your phone?
    Uh...one second.
    *delete delete delete*
    Here you go.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  12. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    and have you ever wondered
    how long it takes for giraffes to throw up?

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    This is just a survey..
    me and my friends were having a shorts v.s. skirts arguement. So
    PLEASE help us out. Click the <3 if you prefer shorts or comment if
    you prefer skirts. This is NOT for faves. I promise you. I just want to
    know you girls prefer wearing shorts or skirts.
    xxAlwaysSmilexx was one of my friends that i was arguing with xD

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I really don't give a f/ck about your party.
    I only came for the free food.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Ladies, if you don't know how to dance:
    Just draw your name in the air with your butt.
    Problem solved.

  18. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Wait..
    If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mom do with all my teeth?

  19. Bail0425 Bail0425
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, or just hold her. But don't make her fall for you if you don't plain to catch her.

  20. zahraa123 zahraa123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    never apologize for what you feel
    its like saying sorry
    for being real.
    -lil wayne<3.

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