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  1. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    I get so awkward and
    don't know what to say when someone compliments me.
    It's like:
    Person: you look good today
    Me: happy christmas

  2. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    MAYBE I'M WRONG
    or maybe i'm right. maybe it's just too late, but it's keeping me
    A W A K E A T N I G H T . «

  3. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 9:41pm UTC
    You still wait for the sun.
    But it never quite comes.

  4. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    I once told a chemistry joke.
    There was no reaction.

  5. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE STUFF OH MY GOD

  6. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Sometimes we expect more
    from others because we
    would be willing to do
    that much for them.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:23am UTC
    i hate when i lose things at school
    like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:26am UTC
    "Your soulmate is not someone that
    comes into your life peacefully. It is
    who comes to make you question things,
    who changes your reality, somebody that
    marks a before and after in your life.
    It is not the human being everyone has
    idealized, but an ordinary person, who
    manages to revolutionize your world
    in a second..."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:32am UTC
    someone, someday is going to say
    "i have to go to the moon" in a bored, defeated tone

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    wearing all black today to
    mourn the death of my motivation

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    do you ever develop the dumbest crush
    on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    erection and election are spelled
    almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    when something extremely funny
    happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC
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  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 12:35am UTC
    but you're so whoa and i'm so oh

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 12:37am UTC
    haha if you're bored you could
    just kiss me, idk just sayin

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 12:43am UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:02am UTC
    Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:03am UTC
    do you think clouds look down on people
    and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:05am UTC
    i'm thankful for all the different
    ways i can eat potatoes

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