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cbeigel

1. cbeigel
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   "Pumpkin" The insult disguised as a complement.because people dont realize they are being called fat with stretchmarks.....
   
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2. cbeigel
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   March 12, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   Well that was fun... We should pretend we are love more often.
   
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3. cbeigel
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   "Who you textin?"
   "uhhhh who said I'm texting?" slyly puts phone away..
   "If you'd like to give me another explaination for smiling stupidly at your crotch I'm all ears"
   
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4. cbeigel
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   February 8, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   My little brother points to a bottle of Ranch during dinner.....
   Me - "You want the Ranch Dressing"
   Him - "No, I want the Ranch Stripping"
   Oh my family.......
   
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5. cbeigel
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   January 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   I love you more than bacon ;)
   
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6. cbeigel
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   January 27, 2012 10:20pm UTC
   To fall for you all over again or to walk away. That is the question..
   
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7. cbeigel
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   January 4, 2012 9:18am UTC
   Could it be possible I'm fallin for you?!?!
   
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8. cbeigel
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   December 26, 2011 10:21pm UTC
   RIP </3
   
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9. cbeigel
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   December 24, 2011 9:46am UTC
   How did women survive before Tylenol?
   
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10. cbeigel
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    December 14, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Little sister points to Edward Cullen in a Breaking Dawn add: "OMG IT'S THE GUY I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT LAST NIGHT!"
    
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11. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    When I am depressed
    I cut myself...
    A slice of cake ;)
    
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12. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    I am a creep
    Don't under estimate my powers to find out about every aspect of your life. 
    
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13. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    I am a creep
    Don't under estimate my powers to find about every aspect of your life.
    
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14. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    ‎Love has a logic all to its own. Love will do things that don't make sense. Love will do things that hurt. Love will do things that are exceedingly sacrificial. Love will do things that are extraordinarily selfless..... and love will delight in all these things.
    
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15. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:19am UTC
    Attractive person: Hi.
    Me: Who put you up to this ?
    I really should stop t alking to myself -_-
    
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16. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 11:29am UTC
    我愛你
    Ek is lief vir jou
    أحبك
    Ես սիրում եմ ձեզ
    Я кахаю цябе
    আমি তোমায় ভালোবাসি
    T'estimo
    Je t'aime
    Volim vas
    Ich liebe dich
    Is breá liom tú
    Ti amo
    It means the same thing in every language...
    I LOVE YOU
    
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17. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Your cheating on your GF for me
    Is that supposed to make me feel special????.
    
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18. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid
    
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19. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    People don't
    understand
    How hard it is to be this Attractive
    ♥♥♥
    nmf ThatsSoMeee
    
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20. cbeigel
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    I wasted a n 11-11-11 wish
    on a boy... fave if you did too :P
    nmf;partial credit to briiitttttttany and ilovemycraziess
    
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