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capsized*
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February 5, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Band Member: Hi there!
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Band Member: How are you guys?
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Band Member: Good!

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sammy*
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February 9, 2013 4:33pm UTC

if he ignores you for a day,
ignore him for a week.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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bye*
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February 8, 2013 5:11pm UTC

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

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Hale_Storm18
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February 9, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I'm so awkward when someone compliments me. I don't know what to say.
Someone: You look pretty today
Me: Happy birthday

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BlackButterflies
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February 7, 2013 10:52pm UTC

sometimes in the weekends i pick bunches of flowers from my garden and take them down to a graveyard that's a thirty minute walk from my house, and i'll lay them on the graves that are old and mossy and don't have any flowers left on them. it's not something i tell people about, but it makes me sad that no one remembers the people buried there, so i do that for them. i don't know, it'd be nice to have someone do that for me when i die.

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jimmy365
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February 10, 2013 5:54pm UTC

"we are friends and i
won't let this happen to you"
i whisper as i like your
quote with 0 notes
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:03pm UTC

an opinion a day
keeps the followers away
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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February 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Witty Girl At My School: Pick a number
Me: 348,291
Witty Girl At My School: - Whispers -
You're from Witty.... aren't you?

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wittyquotesgurl
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February 10, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Mr. Moseby: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!
Cody: You forget to cherish her.

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jezzay
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February 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

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yourcool
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February 10, 2013 1:41pm UTC

i got kicked outta the pool today,
apperenly the breaststroke isn't what i thought it was.

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Steve
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February 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Do not wait until you're thirsty to dig a well

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:51am UTC

valentines day
(3 of 10)
the real holiday
is the day after
valentines day when
candy goes on a huge sale
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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:55pm UTC

*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"

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yourcool
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February 10, 2013 1:22pm UTC

my level of sarcasm is to the point where
i don't even know if i'm joking or not anymore.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC

me about to talk in public: *rehearses
what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC

If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.

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Steve
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February 10, 2013 12:11am UTC

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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MissTomlinson
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February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

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