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  1. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 11:22am UTC
    Today,
    while babysitting my next door neighbours children, the little girl asked me "Why are girls smarter than boys?". Before I could say "Boys and girls are equal, sweetie", her twin brother entered the room, covered in custard. I was speechless.
    MLIA

  2. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 3:41pm UTC
    "Love {is} so b l i n d."
    -Rihanna

  3. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    I stare at the phone he still hasn't called
    and then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at {all}
    and you flashback to when he said
    f o r e v e r a n d a l w a y s
    forever and always- taylor swift

  4. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    Your the only one I want

  5. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    Girl: What's your favorite color?
    Boy: Blue.
    Girl: Why blue?
    Boy: Because it's the color of your eyes.
    i wishhh.<3

  6. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    My prize position one and only,
    adore you girl I want you,
    the one I can’t live without,
    that’s you, that’s you.
    you’re my precious little lady,
    the one that makes me crazy
    of all the girls I’ve ever known it’s you,
    it’s you I want you{ohhh} it’s you, it’s you.
    my favorite, my favorite, my f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e,
    :: m y f a v o r i t e g i r l ::
    justin bieber- favorite girl

  7. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    Today,
    during history class, we had a mandatory drill in case of a gunman in the school. Our teacher was telling us to stay calm, and in the event of someone busting through the door, to stay calm and definitely not scream. About 5 seconds after he said that, our principal busted through the door with a nerf gun. Our teacher screamed and jumped under the desk. He is 350 pounds, 6'8", and our football coach.
    MLIA.

  8. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    It hurts when you look back at all the memories you and him had.
    All the times he was there for you.
    All the {times} he said you were beautiful.
    Even times he told you he loved you, and you believed him.
    All the times you laughed together.
    Or even the times you were crying and he said everything was going to be okay.
    The {times} you fought, kissed, and made up.
    The more you think about it, the more it
    :: S T I L L H U R T S ::
    venting...as usual.
    catsanddogs123
    xoxo

  9. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    "I’m {intimidated} by the fear of being a v e r a g e."
    -Taylor Swift

  10. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 4:15pm UTC
    sometimes he leaves me
    :: S P E E C H L E S S ::
    <3

  11. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    The worse feeling in the world is being
    l e t d o w n
    </3 catsanddogs123

  12. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 12:15pm UTC
    Today, while at a bus stop, some people were complaining that the bus was late.
    To lighten the mood I said, "There's worse things that could be late."
    A guy in a ninja costume asked, "Period?"
    Thank you, ninja, for understanding my joke. Made my night.
    MLIA

  13. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    kiss me {kiss me}
    say that you miss me
    tell me what I wanna hear
    ::t e l l m e y o u l o v e m e::

  14. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    Don't be afraid to jump then fall
    Jump then fall into me
    Baby, I'm never gonna leave you
    Say that you wanna be with me too
    Cause I'm gonna stay through it all
    So jump then fall

  15. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    ::Best Friends::
    The people that will always be there for you
    n o m a t t e r w h a t

  16. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    &+Sometimes
    all you want is that one person to tell you
    ::y o u m e a n e v e r y t h i n g t o t h e m::

  17. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    the codes that make witty go round(:
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    not mine. needed to save ittt (:
    credit to someone else for all the fonts and stufff.

  18. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    A minute with you is worth more than a thousand days
    ::w i t h o u t y o u r l o v e::
    love me- justin bieber

  19. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    The fact that I can't just tell him I still care about him is hurting me so much.
    Even though, the worst that he can say is he doesn't care about me anymore.
    But, to hear him s a y that,
    ::will still hurt just as bad::
    venting..</3

  20. catsanddogs123 catsanddogs123
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 9:31pm UTC
    I like acting like I hate you,
    but the t r u t h is;
    ::I love you::

:)

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