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catherines13

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Member Since: 15 Sep 2010 09:29am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    manyula memories.....
    1950-2010
    always on our hearts, only salvadorian hearts...

  2. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    bieber of ex- bieber fever??
    ex-bieber
    why??
    he said salvadorian girls are ugly.
    WE HATE YOU BIEBER BABY!

  3. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    camille says: " what are 6 babies doing in our bathroom??
    kate says: " they are doing a baby shower"
    camille says: " but why in OUR bathroom??"
    kate says: "is that i left them a gift in the toilet yesterday....."
    camille says: " ..."

  4. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    One night a guy & a girl were
    driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
    something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
    that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
    because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
    feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
    A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
    slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
    At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
    that very same street. He swerved
    right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
    Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
    pulled it out & read it.
    "Without your love, I would die."

  5. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 9:56pm UTC
    *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

  6. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    I think of class as nap time with background noise.34567890'¡354563e4567890'0921111,

  7. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 9:48pm UTC
    Am i the only one..,
    who calls herself MC because i am unique!!

  8. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 10:08am UTC
    Bow chicka wow wow!!

  9. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 10:02am UTC
    Why do people are mean in the world if we are all the same??

  10. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:58am UTC
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    lol
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    the conversation killer.

  11. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:49am UTC
    90% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber
    Jamp off a 6 story building. 9% would
    grab a lawn chair and some popcorn.
    add me if your the 1% that would
    push him off and say;
    'Sorry, You took to long'

  12. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:46am UTC
    the winner takes it all the looser standing small beside the victory thats their destiny
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  13. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:42am UTC
    "to wear clothes is against my religion!"
    "i wish i could be you"

  14. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:37am UTC
    where is my pizza pie?
    i ate it all yesterdady when you where sleeping!
    nuts!
    WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  15. catherines13 catherines13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 9:34am UTC
    to love is to love:♥
    i am going to love when someone loves me.
    but i have to wait till someone loves me.
    :)
    ......................

:)

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