casrae

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casrae
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August 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC

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casrae
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Plot twist: no one was ever personally victimized by Regina George

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casrae
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May 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC

one day i went to school and my teacher pulled out 10 bananas. she ended up eating nine. i ate a banana that day.

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casrae
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 3:54pm UTC

Today;
i was driving home
and saw him walking down my street.
I told my mom to pull over.
i got out of the car,
ran over to him,
and kissed him in the rain.
Best . Day . Of . My . Life .
JK
Today
i was driving home
and saw him
turn down street,
3 streets away

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casrae
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 10:55pm UTC

so today my friend
was having a text
conversation with
her boyfriend
about who was
the sweetest
and this
is what happened
Her
well you're the sweetest
in my book! <3
Him
well your book's
not a best seller! <3

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casrae
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 5:40pm UTC

You know you're in love
when you can't fall asleep
because reality
is finally better
than your dreams.

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casrae
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 5:31pm UTC

we will be together forever
we will be together for never
</3
(highlight)

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casrae
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:48am UTC

on a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black.........
how horrible is she?
:)

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casrae
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 5:09pm UTC

searching Witty
for a Facebook status
<3

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casrae
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 4:56pm UTC

girls are like erasers........
they get used
until there's nothing left
</3

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casrae
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:41am UTC

That Awkward Moment When......
You're covering your test
With your hand
When you're cheating
Off the person next to you
:)

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casrae
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 7:45pm UTC

and when is Microsoft Word
gonna realize
that my name
ISN'T
a spelling error?!

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casrae
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 8:07am UTC

Can we pretend that
those four words didn't make you think of that overplayed song

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casrae
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 8:04am UTC

in "Baby" he says
"he's all gone"
but apparently
"He just needs somebody to love"

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casrae
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 9:06pm UTC

have you ever realized the plotline
of "The Wizard of Oz"?
Two women.....
fighting over a pair of SHOES

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casrae
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 4:45pm UTC

Hi there. I'm HARM. Your in my way.

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casrae
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 9:53am UTC

Dear O
You just got served!!!!!
Sincerely Q

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casrae
posted a quote
December 30, 2010 12:31pm UTC

thanks to eminem, i can still do the thing that i love
CLEAN EDIT SONGS
^
l
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casrae
posted a quote
December 30, 2010 12:27pm UTC

and what if Taylor Swift had a Witty?

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casrae
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 10:25am UTC

&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to wear your hair in a messy ponytail,
to apply your makeup in the dark,
or, even better, not wear any.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to avoid looking into a mirror for one whole day,
to screw counting calories and eat whatever you want,
to buy a pair of jeans and not care what size they are.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to listen to a band that nobody's heard of
and crazy dance around your room, with the windows wide open.
([ don't forget to sing at the top of your lungs.)]
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to admit to your crush that you've been in love with him forever,
to read a book even if you hate reading,
to write a poem or a song, even if it turns out to be awful.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to, for once, just be yourself
and not care what anybody else thinks.
JUST DO IT

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