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  1. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    Got a secret ;
    Can you keep it?
    Swear this one you'll save.
    Better lock it
    In your pocket ;
    Taking this one to the grave.
    If I show you then I know you
    Won't tell what i said.
    Cause two can keep a secret ;
    If one of them is dead ..

  2. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Dear 9 Year Old Girl,
    You're a child. Get off of Facebook and go back to Club Penguin.
    Sincerely, The World
    ♥♥

  3. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Dear Voldemort,
    So they screwed up your nose too?
    Sincerely, Michael Jackson
    ♥♥

  4. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Dear Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
    We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
    Sincerely, Anonymous
    ♥♥

  5. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me and 9. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together.
    Sincerely, 7
    ♥♥

  6. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Dear Google Image Search,
    That WAS NOT what I was looking for.
    Sincerely, Scarred For Life.
    ♥♥

  7. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    Dear Voldemort,
    A couple of lies could take care of that.
    Sincerely, Pinocchio
    ♥♥

  8. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    You're bilingual at age 4, but you can't even find the orange tree?
    Sincerely, It's Right There!
    ♥♥

  9. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Dear Harry Potter,
    No way! Your mom died trying to protect you too? We should be friends.
    Sincerely, Nemo
    ♥♥

  10. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Dear Little Sister,
    No, there was no mosquito. I just really wanted to hit you.
    Sincerely, Stop Talking.
    ♥♥

  11. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Dear iTunes,
    Current balance: $0.01.
    Sincerely, Now What?
    ♥♥

  12. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Dear Shower,
    What is it about you that makes me want to burst out into song?
    Sincerely, The World.
    ♥♥

  13. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Dear Websites Asking For My Age,
    I'm going to select born in 2011.
    Sincerely, Why Is That Even An Option?
    ♥♥

  14. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:39am UTC
    ‎She's Crying;
    She's Breaking;
    She's Lying,
    She's Faking;
    She's Hated;
    She's Taunted;
    She's Wanted,
    She's Flaunted;
    She's A Puppet On Strings,
    An Angel Without Wings,
    She's Every Girl You Want Her To Be,
    But She Only Wants Her Self Esteem.♥

  15. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:50am UTC
    Kissing is like not an all expense paid trip .. just paying for the airfare (:
    but making out is the trip already paid for you (;
    ~ real thoughts between me and my friend ♥

  16. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
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  17. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    I Love You Like A Love Song, Baby. ♥

  18. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    If I Die Young ,
    Bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song♥

  19. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 12:38am UTC
    I survived you ♥

  20. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    My grandmother and I were watching a tv show where this girl was eating plastic. My grandmother says "ew .. I'd hate to be pooping out plastic forks everyday."
    mlia ♥

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