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carritard

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Member Since: 3 May 2009 02:34pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 75322

carritard
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 12:44am UTC
Sorry MCDONALDS but our olypmic medalists dont eat your food...

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carritard
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 12:42am UTC
"OMG! what happend?"
"well you see, its kinda a funny story... hehe"

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carritard
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 12:40am UTC
Cooties
the STD's of childhood :)

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carritard
posted a quote
July 1, 2009 12:48pm UTC
&& YoU know the SAYINg "when life GIVES you lemmmons makeLEMONAIDE"
_ [well ThAt lemonaide] is really gOniG to SUCK if liFe dosent give you waterANDsugar [too]&&
*sorry if i stole this from anyone*

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carritard
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 3:26pm UTC
theres only 1 way
2 say
those 3 words
4 you
I LOVE YOU <3

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carritard
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 2:50pm UTC
If YoU FaLl I WiLl CaTcH YoU, If YoU SiNk I wILl SwIm FoR YoU, BuT If YoU LeAvE Me I WiLl NeVeR FoRgIvE YoU!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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