Me, at the dentist, getting my braces removed.
Me: Don't call my name, don't call my name.
Me:B*Tch i told you not to call my name
Me: The chair of death
Me: Hello, death eater. Here to suck out my teeth?
Me: Quit the act, i know you can't wait to rip my teeth out
Me: I CANNOT TALK WITH YOUR HANDS SOVED IN MY MOUTH!
Me: My day was great, thanks for asking
Me:GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY FREAKING MOUTH!
Me: This is going to take forver, time to plan out my will
Me:....and I shall give this to....OH HEY! I GET A FREE TOOTH BRUSH!
Me:Hehe I'm a good little patient, arent i?
Me: Oh damn, a retainer
Me: does thatmean I can't eat?
Me: DONT DO THIS TO ME! I WANT FOOD!
Me: Yay, I get ice cream to numb the pain.