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  1. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Scars heal
    Glory fades
    And all we're left with
    Are the memories made

  2. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Right now at this very minute, someone is very proud of you. Someone is thinking of you. Someone cares about you. Someone misses you. Someone wants to talk to you. Someone wants to be with you. Someone hopes you aren’t in trouble. Someone wants to hold your hand. Someone wants you to be happy just for you. Someone thinks you are a gift. Someone wants to hug you. Someone loves you. Someone admires your strength. Someone is thinking of you and smiling. Someone wants to be on your shoulder to cry on. Someone thinks the world of you. Someone wants to protect you. Someone would do anything for you. Someone wants to be forgiven. Someone is grateful for your forgiveness. Someone wants to laugh with you about old times. Someone remembers you and wishes you were there. Someone needs to know that your love is unconditional. Someone wants to tell you how much they care. Someone wants to share their dreams with you. Someone wants to hold you in their arms. Someone wants you to hold them in your arms. Someone treasures your spirit. Someone wishes she/he could STOP time because of you. Someone loves you for who you are. Someone wants to be with you. Someone hears a song that reminds her/him of you. Someone is glad that you’re her/his only true love. Someone wants to be your friend. Someone stayed up all night thinking about you. Someone is alive because of you. Someone believes that you are their soul mate. Someone wants to be near you. Someone misses your guidance and advice. Someone values your guidance and advice. Someone has faith in you. Someone trusts you. Someone needs you to send them this letter. Someone needs your support. Someone needs you to have faith in them. Someone needs you to let them be your friend. Someone will cry when they read this.
    Thanks Ryan for always be that "someone"

  3. BIRTAAAA BIRTAAAA
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:17am UTC
    They think you're crazy.
    They think you're mad. They call you stupid, worthless, tell
    you you're not worth it. Now you're walking back, to a
    place you call home. But you feel so alone. The same hurtful
    hits, it's your darker place. In your virgin ears, the remarks
    they make. And if they, if they really knew all of those things
    that you do in your room, to hide the pain. I bet their minds
    would change. I'll bet their minds would change. They'd change,
    if they knew the pain. I believe in these scars, I believe.

  4. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Here's to the ones who've been hurt
    way too much
    Acting as if we really don't give a f*uck
    We've been through it all keeping our heads held up high,
    Making sure no one can tell were dying inside.
    Were always holding on to our memories & past,
    Living our lives as if every day is our last.
    You would have never thought that we've hidden any tears,
    Or that we have any secerets or fears.
    & we just keep pretending that we don't live a life full of lies,
    Because no one can tell whats really hidden with-in our eyes
    Here's to the ones who've been hurt way too much,
    sometimes we just gotta forget 'bout the world
    & say this is enough.

  5. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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  6. kyhricak kyhricak
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    *sneezes*
    normal people-
    bless you!
    liam payne-
    oh bless your soul and heart and all that is good
    in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze.

  7. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  8. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:34pm UTC
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  9. Xoxoshannonxoxo Xoxoshannonxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Harry: Im sitting on the couch across from you, you look sexxy
    Louis: Your slowly seducing me with your curls
    Harry: I know, that was the plan

  10. codysimpsoncrs codysimpsoncrs
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Fav this if you love Niall Horan
    i know i do :D

  11. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:48am UTC
    Me, at the dentist, getting my braces removed.
    Me: Don't call my name, don't call my name.
    Me:B*Tch i told you not to call my name
    Me: The chair of death
    Me: Hello, death eater. Here to suck out my teeth?
    Me: Quit the act, i know you can't wait to rip my teeth out
    Me: I CANNOT TALK WITH YOUR HANDS SOVED IN MY MOUTH!
    Me: My day was great, thanks for asking
    Me:GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY FREAKING MOUTH!
    Me: This is going to take forver, time to plan out my will
    Me:....and I shall give this to....OH HEY! I GET A FREE TOOTH BRUSH!
    Me:Hehe I'm a good little patient, arent i?
    Me: Oh damn, a retainer
    Me: does thatmean I can't eat?
    Me: DONT DO THIS TO ME! I WANT FOOD!
    Me: Yay, I get ice cream to numb the pain.

  12. swaggyiergirl swaggyiergirl
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    British: “Oh I’m sorry Excuse me.”
    Americans: “Get the F*ck out of my way!”

  13. h4ppiness h4ppiness
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    me: I wish I had nice legs
    me: I wish I had a nice butt
    me: I wish I had a nice stomach
    me: I wish I had nice hips
    me: I wish I had nice boobs
    me: I wish I had a nice face
    me: I wish I had nice skin
    me: I wish I had nice arms
    me: I wish I had nice hands
    me: I wish I had nice feet
    me: I wish I had nice hair
    me: I wish I had nice nails
    my body: lol no


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    In class reading we were reading a really old love poem from a guy to a girl
    Teacher: Now, in modern times, what would he say?
    me: um. get in my pants?
    guy friend 1: take your clothes of you sexy beast?
    guy friend 2: you're hot. imma get in your pants?
    guy friend 3: i want to put my pen*s in you and-
    Teacher: uhm ok. that's enough.. romance is dead.
    I have to agree with her.
    Dunno about you but i rather have a guy write me a love poem. Anyone else?

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Me: Hi, I like you.
    Crush: That's nice.

  17. gxixa1 gxixa1
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    pretty person: i would rather be called beautiful than hot.
    Me: I'll take what I can get...

  18. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    "How can you not love Niall?
    He's like a teddy bear, you press his
    tummy and it says "i love bieber".
    - Zayn Malik
    Credit to OneDirection

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 8:56am UTC
    "If niall gives you
    his last chip
    you must be very special."
    - Zayn Malik♥
    format credit to OneDirection

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