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Heyyyyyyy im callie (callison is just a stupid nickname that grew on me ;P)!!!! im 13 as of 5/19 and i LOVEEEE witty!! My bestest friends r emily202 jackie6211 penguinluv & soccerloverx03x so look them up theyre amazing! i luv to make new friends so comment if u hav a problem or just need a friend ill try to help!!! LUV U!!!!!!!!!! ps im a vegitarien just had to get that out there :) pss UR GORGOUS!! and dont let no1 tell u different!!
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callison4ever
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 7:54pm UTC

Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom,
I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you.
Sincerely, don't forget to tag me.

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callison4ever
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July 3, 2011 7:49pm UTC

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callison4ever
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July 3, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Dear disgusting boy who sits next to me in math,
Shower or I'll shoot.
Sincerely, girl with a Super Soaker in her backpack

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Hi spider,
Nice spider.
Let me pet you..
WITH MY FOOT!
Good spider,..
Dead spider.

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:12pm UTC

its just not fair to everyone how cool i am.
LOL JK! LOL JK

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:08pm UTC

admit it,
im bad and you love it
;)

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:03pm UTC

the voices in your head arent real...
but they sometimes have really great ideas!

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:55pm UTC

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>
I
HATE
EVERYTHING!<33333333333333333333333
:D

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:43pm UTC

when life gives you lemons...
dont waste it on lemonade...
use them to squirt lemon juice into your enemys eyes!
XO
-ahh my eyes!

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:36pm UTC

When im blaring the radio,
I know its too loud,
I just dont care!

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:32pm UTC

well, the truth is...
buy me stuff and ill be nicer ;)

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:27pm UTC

school prepares you for the real world,
but i want the fake one :)

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:16am UTC

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade like some boring loser, make grape juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!!!

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:11am UTC

"Hey baby, wanna come over?"
'Sure! What do you wanna do?'
"HINT:it involves pillows and blankets;)"
'OMG! ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?!?!?!?'

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:07am UTC

one day when the sky is falling ill be standing next to you
LOL JK ill be running around like chicken little screaming 'the sky id falling! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!'
and you wanna no why?
cause you said youd always be there
and you said youd couldnt lie to me
but that statement right there was a lie
your first words to me were a lie ' hi. i cant help but think this is love at first sight. and dont worry, im single'
yeah. sure.
so while you go screw up someone elses life ill be living mine
and patching up where you tore apart
and having fun not wasting time on idiots like you.
ill be screaming THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! with the ones who matter in life cause ive lived and learned that your just not worth my time.

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:59am UTC

teachers call it going to the bathroom...
we call it im bored so im leaving.

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:55am UTC

I CAN'T, SORRY.
my sister's friend's
mother's grandpa's
brother's grandson's
uncle's fish died...
it was tragic.

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:49am UTC

ME: uck bugs are retarded!
MATT: is Dylan a bug?
[Dylan is our next door neighbor who is extremely creepy and annoying]

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:45am UTC

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts ;)

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callison4ever
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:31pm UTC

idk about u, but i'm a total
drama queen!
;)
<33333

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