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And thats pretty much life as we know it...

cali4niagurl2497
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August 27, 2012 7:35pm UTC

maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside...

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cali4niagurl2497
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February 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC

cause youre only as tall,
as your hearrt will let you be,
and youre only as small,
as the world will make you seem.
So when the going gets rough,
and you feel like you might fall,
just look on the brightside,
youre roughly six feet tall... <3

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 22, 2011 6:58pm UTC

if ken were a real person, he would be gay.
sorry barbie, better luck next time!

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 22, 2011 6:56pm UTC

Dear Barbie,
I'm gay.
yours truly, Ken
NO SH*T!

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 22, 2011 6:54pm UTC

Theres no such thing as a four year fling. What happened?

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC

the only reason i am going to make it through this week is CHRISTMAS- holllerrrrrr

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 21, 2011 8:50pm UTC

so i was in the locker room for gym and we were all singing we found love and at the chorus we all go "we found dove in a soapless place" and then we all laugh and go "WITTY!!!!!"
lol love my life <3

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 21, 2011 8:46pm UTC

Don't you just love those names your friends make up for you one day...
and then call you that for the rest of your life <3

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:04pm UTC

when i think of a really good quote and i think, this one's gonna make it to the top!
fail

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:03pm UTC

I hate it when my phone is like *one missed call*
and im like ummmmmmm no i just didnt feel like picking up... b*tch

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:00pm UTC

that awkward moment when your about to say *i love this song!* and then your friend goes *omg i totally hate this song* and then your like *yeah... me too*

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 20, 2011 8:58pm UTC

im sexy and i know it
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wigglw wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wggle wiggle

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 2, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Theres a lot of witty girls in this city... <3

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 2, 2011 8:25pm UTC

To:Delilah
Subject: Hey There
hey there delilah,
what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
xo Plain White Tees
Reply From: Delilah
Subject: Re: Hey There
STOP STALKING ME!
-- Delilah
Reply From: Plain White Tees
Subject: Re: Re: Hey ThereOh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

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cali4niagurl2497
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December 2, 2011 7:43pm UTC

own:
Hair:
[x] straightener
[x] curling iron
[x] mousse
[x] hair spray
[x] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] you have dyed your hair
[] you have or had highlights
Total: 10
Eyes:
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[x] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[x] eye shimmer
[] colored contacts
[x] sunglasses
[x] eye makeup remover
[x] olive oil
Total so far: 20
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink gloss
[x] lip stick
[x] chap stick
[x] lip plumper
[x] electric toothbrush
[x] teeth whitener
[x] lip liner
[x] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
Total so far: 32
Complexion/Overall face:
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[x] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[x] powder
[x] cover up
Total so far: 40
Nails:
[x] nail polish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[x] cuticle remover
[] nail hardener
[x] nail brush
[] Fake nails
[] nail scissors
Overall Total: 46
Now multiply your overall total by 2
Then, repost as I am --% obsessed with my looks.
I'm 92% obsessed with my looks.(:

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cali4niagurl2497
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November 17, 2011 7:45pm UTC

Forwards,
Right now you owe me about 1 Million kisses,
15 thousand guys should have asked me out, and no the phone has not rung after i sent this!

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cali4niagurl2497
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October 30, 2011 2:57pm UTC

AWKWARD
we all have that friend who thinks they know everything about us but they really know nothing...LOL

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 7:52pm UTC

that awkward moment when you hear the so called "perfect girls" talking about some one
and you think to yourself, so if your perfect, then why do you cover yourself in make up and push up bras, fry your hair and dress like everone else
if you were really perfect then you could walk down the street with nothing on and nobody would think it was weird.
lets see you do that.
hmmmm, didnt think so

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 7:45pm UTC

make up should be rated pg, for parental guidence needed
trust me

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cali4niagurl2497
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 7:24pm UTC

how do you get the cool font and colors
im tired of writing in plain black times new roman

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