cake_yumm

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Heey my name is Haley. I could really use some followers. I really hope you favorite my quotes...
its not like I put thought into them or anything.
If you follow me, I will try my hardest to follow you back and favorite your quotes
Thaankss :D

cake_yumm
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
shut your face
or I will shut it for you(:

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:44pm UTC

When the teacher says something and you and your friend think of it in a dirty way...then start cracking up :)

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Favorite if your a boy on witty(:
...there are like no guys on witty.

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Shrek is the best fairytale...it teaches you that not everyone needs to be perfect to live Happily Ever After.

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:24pm UTC

When something exciting happens, I randomly slap the person sitting next to me.

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Person: Your phone is ringing...
Me: Yea...phones do that.

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cake_yumm
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October 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC

people
are
irritating.
JUST SAYING

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC

There are not any Halloween songs.
No Thanksgiving songs...
so don't judge me for singing Christmas songs...

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Sunglasses = SWAG

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cake_yumm
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August 26, 2012 9:06pm UTC

GOD MADE US
BEST FRIENDS
BECAUSE HE KNEW
OUR MOTHERS
COULDN'T HANDLE US
AS SISTERS.
<3
nmq

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:02pm UTC

SO HAPPY :D
MADE JUNIOR VARSITY
HIGHSCHOOL VOLLEYBALL
AS
A
FRESHMAN

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cake_yumm
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August 26, 2012 8:54pm UTC

PLEASE FOLLOW ME <3

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cake_yumm
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August 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC

(looking at the ipad my mom is holding at an angle)
Me: is that One Direction?
Mom: No. That is 4 girls wearing dresses.
Me:
Mom: (looks at me weird)
Me: Ohhhh that explains a lot...
Mom: about who the girls or One direction?
Me: (Laughs) How much One Direction looks like girls and how much those girls look like guys at an angle.
Mom: (tries not to laugh) stop!

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:45pm UTC

teamate: whenever I'm on a team, my team always loses except they get lucky when I'm not there.
me: yea, they get lucky that's what the problem is.
coach: *laughs hysterically*
teamate: yea I know, like they can't win when I'm there? Like really...
me: that's not the reason why she was laughing.
teamate: then why was she laughing
me: uhh...our game is starting. Tell ya later! *whispers to a different teamate* nooooot.

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cake_yumm
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August 2, 2012 4:31pm UTC

How guys flirt:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
> He called you to talk about nothing at all
. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:08pm UTC

There quotes not stories so dont make it 3 pages long
thanks.
credit to taliah...my bffl

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:01pm UTC

That awkward moment when you see your dad staring at you and your friends through a window...
it happened like 10 minutes ago.

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:14pm UTC

The day I stop loving you will be the day you...
find the end to a circle
and
my tear in the ocean

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cake_yumm
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Sick of crying
Tired of trying
Outside I'm smiling
but
Inside I'm dying