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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 8, 2006 5:01pm UTC

Yes, I'd like a happy meal. I said id like a happy meal? HELLO? You need to practice working at mc donalds, otherwise how are you going to live?

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 8, 2006 5:01pm UTC

Blond jokes:
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats."
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, Its because you're 24."
if santa clause and a smart blond jumped ihe lake, which would make a bigger splash? neither, cuz they both dont exist!

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 8, 2006 4:59pm UTC

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October 8, 2006 4:55pm UTC

So an elephant askes the camel, "why do you have boobs on your back?" the camel said, " well, i think thats a pretty stupid question from someone who has a dick on their face"

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October 7, 2006 1:40pm UTC

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October 7, 2006 1:37pm UTC

i want a girraffe that rawrs like a dino

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October 7, 2006 1:36pm UTC

your moms so stupid when she commited suicide she wanted to live to be a hundred

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 7, 2006 1:35pm UTC

i tried sniffing coke once but the cubes got stuck up my nose

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 7, 2006 1:33pm UTC

listen to your heart
when hes calling for you
listen to your heart
theres nothing else you can do
i dont know where your going
and i dont kow why
butlistentoyourheart;;
� � � � �
BEFOREYOUTELLHIMGOODBYE
make it cute.
make each wordof 'listentoyourheart' a different color and make two of the words in script font. bold and underling random letters in the first part. make each heart a different color

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:29pm UTC

i think your a queen mommy!

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:28pm UTC

my christmas wish list
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
i dont want a lot for christmas
there is just one thing i need
i dont care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
i just want you for my own
more than you will ever know
make my wish come true
all i want for christmas is you

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:25pm UTC

|D|i|S|N|E|Y||C|H|A|N|N|E|L| - my anit drug

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:24pm UTC

(`x )
(0.o) _,-,_ _ _
c(/")(") |_ +_ |
I wish B.a.n.d.a.i.d.s couLd fiX Br0kEn heaRts

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:23pm UTC

III I miss you.
III And I Just Want You To Know
III My Heart Wont Let You Go
||| Your Still Here Somehow
||| And Even Though Its Different Now
||| Every Once In A While
(\_. ||| I Miss You
\ \ ..||_/) Shalalalala
\ \..|| / And I Still Shed A Tear
/./..|| \ I Miss Your Smile
/./ ..||| .\ I Miss You
(__....|||__| <33
\_________/ - Miley Cyrus

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:19pm UTC

(_)
(_)o(_)
(_) he loves me...
(_)
(_)o(_)
HE LOVES ME NOT!
(_)
(_)o he loves me!
(_)
o HE LOVES ME NOT!
o < he loves me

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:17pm UTC

|**M**| (**U**) /**A**\ |**H**|

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:15pm UTC

16 things about guys that girls should know
1. Guys Get jeaouse REALLY easily
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice -you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. mean=love in some cases
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?! ..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. At least we try
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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October 3, 2006 8:14pm UTC

we act without thinking and we get zits. were teenagers. its what we do.
- hannah montana

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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September 10, 2006 1:37pm UTC

im in the ool
notice theres no p in it. lets keep it that way.

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but_im_your_dork_x33
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September 10, 2006 1:37pm UTC

dOnT tYpE tO mE iN tHaT tOnE oF fOnT

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