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  1. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Every kiss begins with 'k.' (;
    Too bad ugly begins with 'u.'
    nm
    f

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    /( . ) ( . )\ ( ( . ) ( . ) ) | ( . ) |
    Patrick Squidward Plankton
    | . | | . | | ( . ) ( . ) |
    Mr. Krabs Spongbob
    Not gonna lie,
    the first time I saw this quote,
    I thought they were boobs.

  3. KareBear7 KareBear7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    What if humans could actually breathe in space?
    And the goverment says we can't
    so we don't try to escape..

  4. sarah_x sarah_x
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Group of friends:
    The out going one
    The weird one
    The shy one
    The loud one
    The dirty one
    The one everyone doesn't like
    The crazy one
    The stupid one
    The goody tooshu
    The smart one
    Comment who you are

  5. emilayx3 emilayx3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    There's this boy,
    We met over Omegle. He was one of the very few boys on there who didnt show themselfs.
    We ended up talking, and trading skypes. We really connected. The thing is, we live 4830 miles
    away from each other. I live in Massachusetts, he likes in Turkey. Not only can we not see each
    other, being able to talk over skype is difficult because of the time zones. But one day he promised
    me, that we will meet and we will be together.
    I believe it.

  6. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  7. megan13 megan13
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Dear Slutty Girls,
    I have the exact same underwear!
    Sincerely, Oh wait,
    Are those your shorts ?

  8. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 1:29am UTC
    *Omegle*
    Stranger: Want to get dirty?
    You: No, I just showered.

  9. neversaynever40 neversaynever40
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired

  10. FollowUrDreams* FollowUrDreams*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 2:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    TEXTS #81
    Daughter: What did the doctor say?
    Dad: Not supposed to lift anything heavy, so I have to start sitting down when I pee.

  12. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:46am UTC
    TEXTS #82
    Girl: Your teeth remind me of a song
    Boy: What song? :)
    Girl: Black and yellow

  13. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    TEXTS #87
    Boy: You know what I want? :o
    Girl: What's that?
    Boy: You.
    Girl: Aww! You know what I want? :)
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Some ice cream.

  14. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    i can't tell you exactly what's wrong,
    but i can tell you this:
    it's killing me.

  15. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    when i hear his name, i get butterflies
    but when i hear hers, i get knives

  16. pleasedontcry pleasedontcry
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    ✝ My Bestfriend wanted to commit Suicide Today. Because of bullying & rumors. I have been on the phone with her for 3 hours... She said, if this quote gets 500 favs, she would never think about it again. Please help & fav this, she is only 13...... ✝

  17. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    fave this quote if you ever felt
    insecure about your body or
    face. now, look at the faves.
    your not alone, i promise you.

  18. elsiara1000 elsiara1000
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Today
    is the second day of the second week of the second month of the second year of the second decade of the second millenium

  19. novabieber4ever novabieber4ever
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    What are you doing tonight?
    Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
    Oh nice what club?
    Club penguin...
    nmf

  20. livbxo livbxo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    You're nothing but a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

:)

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