i was looking for a Boyfriend, but then some guy Paralyzed me he was all "girl, lets have the Time of Our Life together!" and i was all "wow, your not just Any Kind of Guy, are ya? ;)" and he was all "i just want you to Show Me a Big Night, so come here and Love Me, Love me!" so then i was all "Oh Yeah, I know You Know that If I Ruled The World, i would be a Famous Superstar, and i would Elevate into the sky everyday!" and he was all "Nothing Even Matters when im with you, and im Halfway There to getting you to Love Me Love Me!" and i was all "no your not, go Blow Your Speakers Out cause your an ugly fatty and the only guys i love are BIG TIME RUSH!"
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that was lame...