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  1. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:26am UTC
    seriously, whats up with this face? ^.^

  2. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:24am UTC
    O_o .....whoa.

  3. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your doing a project on what to bring to a party, and you accidentally write condoms instead of condaments....

  4. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    i was looking for a Boyfriend, but then some guy Paralyzed me he was all "girl, lets have the Time of Our Life together!" and i was all "wow, your not just Any Kind of Guy, are ya? ;)" and he was all "i just want you to Show Me a Big Night, so come here and Love Me, Love me!" so then i was all "Oh Yeah, I know You Know that If I Ruled The World, i would be a Famous Superstar, and i would Elevate into the sky everyday!" and he was all "Nothing Even Matters when im with you, and im Halfway There to getting you to Love Me Love Me!" and i was all "no your not, go Blow Your Speakers Out cause your an ugly fatty and the only guys i love are BIG TIME RUSH!"
    <3
    that was lame...

  5. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    ThAt AwKwArD mOmEnT wHeN yOu FaRt ReAlLy LoUdLy At ThE LiBrArY.

  6. btrinmyponytail btrinmyponytail
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    hey text me when ur ready to go
    potassium
    wtf?
    the symbol for potassium on the periodic table is 'K'

:)

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