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JBieberFacts
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May 15, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #163
An interviewer once asked Justin
"Would you date a 13 year old girl?"
Justin replied,
"Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13. I'd be her
Romeo and she'd be my Juliet."

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melita
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May 17, 2011 4:35pm UTC

the difference between me and her?
the only thing i blow is bubble gum.

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ilovemycraziess
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May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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Billyboy
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May 14, 2011 9:18am UTC

it's funny how;
when you remove the vowels from FEMALE,
you get FML.

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iwrotethisforyou
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May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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Shmurf97
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May 9, 2011 9:16am UTC

Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
did you just read that in the guys voice?
♥

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erikajay
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 7:54am UTC

I turned my phone onto
"Airplane mode"
and threw it up into the air.
Worst. Transformer. Ever.

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lovelikewoah_
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May 12, 2011 5:30pm UTC

I'm Homy
Fave if you just misread that.

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chelllss
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April 20, 2011 11:06pm UTC

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Kassi4308
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April 20, 2011 12:35pm UTC

Okay, look it is MY CHOICE if i want to get BAKED today.
It's only ONE day ever other of the 364 days i am sober.
SO SHUT UP, IT IS WEED DAY
I will do what I want on WEED DAY
Fav if you hate when people tell you what to do.

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miss_emma_louiseXxxxx
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May 15, 2011 1:47pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxIMMYxX
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May 7, 2011 7:48am UTC

L o n g b u t w o r t h t h e r e a d .
I'm called pretty and beautiful.
(But really i feel hideous and i want to look like her.)
I'm popular and happy.
(But really I'm sad and don't have a best friend.)
I'm flirty and outgoing.
(But really I'm shy and that's all i was taught to do.)
I'm smiley and get all the guys i want.
(I'm hiding the pain trying to get him to notice me.)
I have nice clothes and my hair is always perfect.
(I buy my clothes with my own money and i try to hard.)
My Mum is pretty and kind.
(But really she hits me and tells me I'm useless..)
I have had lots of boyfriends.
(I take after my Mum.)
I'm always helpful and sort problems.
(But i can only do that because I'm used to it at home.)
I'm nice to the weird kids.
(I know how they feel because my sister has aspergers syndrome.)
Think before you judge someone, you don't know their story.
Sorry guys, just venting.

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Jodiiex3
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May 7, 2011 2:18am UTC

Today is my 13th bi rthday. . .
This week, I was dumped over text, Got called horrible names,
And even got a bottle of coke thrown at me...
Can I get 13 faves to show I am loved by somebody?♥
NOTMYFORMAT

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love_pink_forever
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May 7, 2011 11:08am UTC

Who would text
me at 7AM on a Saturday!
Like WTF!
I am sleeping!

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browneyegirl29
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May 7, 2011 11:42am UTC

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OhxHeyxItsxLydia
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May 2, 2011 1:44pm UTC

Who Said
I can’t wear my
Converse
With my dress?
♥

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kellyy823
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ Today I saw
a teenage boy
in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
a box of tampons,
chocolate,
cough medicine
& a box of tissues
>>guys like that give me hope.<<

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