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broski4life

1. broski4life
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   March 7, 2012 7:48pm UTC
   I get so scared at night. I hear things like blood dripping... One day i built up the strength to see what it was. My heart was pounding out of my chest, I could barely breath. And when i walked through the open bathroom door...I figured out...
   It was just my cat who learned how to turn on the water.......
   This is a true storyured it out.....
   
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2. broski4life
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   March 7, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   Two days until i'm leaving
   On the last day
   I'll tell him i love him.
   
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3. broski4life
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   March 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   Three days until i'm leaving.
   On the last day...
   I'll tell him i love him.
   
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4. broski4life
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   February 13, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   What is love without him.
   Next year i wont see him.
   Talk to him.
   Listen to his sweet voice.
   Or even look into his eyes.
   Its like throwing everything we had together away.
   I spend my moments with him as if the day i leave is the day i die.
   On that day.
   I will tell him i love him.
   
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5. broski4life
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   January 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   He should be on criminal minds.
   But i love him.
   His face is perfectly put together.
   I stare at him
   His voice is like an angel’s.
   I listen to him.
   My friends hate him.
   So i lie that i do too.
   WELL GUESS WHAT FRIENDS. I AM STANDING UP AND I DON’T CARE BECAUSE HE IS BAWSS
   
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6. broski4life
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   January 4, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   There is a big tornado outside then i turn on the news channel.
   Weather lady: It has come to my concern that there is a big tornado outside! Stay in the lowest level possible that has no windows and don’t get blown away!
   The first 3 things that come to my mind are
   1: NO DUH THERE IS A FRIGGEN TORNADO
   2:THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER WHEN WE MIGHT DIE LADY
   3: I am currently in the tornado.
   OH YUSS:3
   
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7. broski4life
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   January 4, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   I’m not deleting any of these quotes...Even if they suck...
   LIKE THIS ONE!
   
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8. broski4life
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   January 4, 2012 7:48pm UTC
   Now the ladies show me their goodies under their wonder bra.
   -Hopsin
   
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9. broski4life
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   January 4, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   You spilt the haterade bro...
   
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10. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Nobody is perfect
    WELL..I guessi’m nobody
    
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11. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    He turned me down because my “throat was weird”
    
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12. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Lady:Life is like a rollercoaster...You all are going to ride it.
    Me: Well i hope nobody sits by me cuz if they do i’m going to throw up all over them.
    
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13. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    
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14. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Life is a rare thing
    You only get one
    shot at it. So mess
    up...Do the wrong
    thing. You only get
    one chance at it.
    
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15. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Awww...Thats cute. You thought i backed down
    
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16. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Weird itself, even in
    the dictionary, weirdo is
    just something that
    is different and
    unexplainable.
    A weirdo is someone who follows their
    heart. Im definitely weird, aint nothing
    wrong with that.
    -Kid cudi
    
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17. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Dream as if you’ll live forever, Live as if you’ll die today.
    -Kid Cudi
    
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18. broski4life
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    January 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Mama always said, Life’s like a box of chocolates...You never know what your gonna get.
    -Forrest Gump
    
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