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fflbamf
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 11:23am UTC
P E A P L E S A Y T H A T
Suicide is a
C R I M E
W E L L W H A T A R E T H E Y
Gonna do ?
A R R E S T
O U R D E A D B O D I E S
?

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riotgirlnoeyx89
posted a quote
May 28, 2009 4:49pm UTC
&+ I'm the girl that dreams to have a boy,
secretly sneak to my bedside window,
just to see me...
But in reality,
If I heard someone tapping on my window,
I would scream that the s e r i a l k i l l e r
from Prom Night was going to attack me
:)
--->Hahaaaa. So would do this. :P fade/text cred to me. xxnoeyxx[:

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xlionxxlambx
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC
&&I absolutely despise
How every single stinking week,
In that one girl’s profile, there’s always
A different boy’s name, and right next to it,
It says;;
“(name here) <33 4eva and eva babee! ilysm”
Really? I think we need to get these girls a dictionary,
Because they obviously don’t know the definition of forever.
**I just hope I’ll never see his name in that sickening space.

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whoaaitsGRACIE
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 7:20pm UTC
one day i'm going to sue
the guy who built my house
b e c a u s e
at least
5 times a week,
i'll be walking around my house
[minding my own buisness]
when...
BOOOM
a random wall
that i swear was never there before
just POPS out infront of me
and my mom yells at me for yet again
"walking into a wall"
no credit i just really liked it.

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 7:55pm UTC
Every where I looked today,
I couldn't stop thinking about you.
Then I realized,
I was at the zoo.

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xChEeRBaBiiox33
posted a quote
May 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
*&Whether It's;
g e o m e t r y or not,
i still think you're
acute
(;
saw it on my friends profile.
added colors and stuff.
peaceee(: <3

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confidence
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 3:00pm UTC
doesnt it suck
how [ the scenes ] you replay
o v e r & o v e r in your head
are m-o-m-e-n-t-s he'll never
t h i n k [ t w i c e ] a b o u t ?

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xoxoForeverxoxo
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 7:11pm UTC
A little girl is confused about the reasons behind rain,
so she decides to ask her older sister about it.
*+"Why is that cloud crying?" +* the little girl asked innocently.
"Well," said her sister , " H o w o l d i s t h i s c l o u d ? "
After a thoughtful minute or two, the little girl replies, "She's in Middle School."
[Ohh...] said the older sister. Being in Middle School, she was now interested.
"The cloud is crying because the cloud she thought would never leave her side
b l e w a w a y and began to float among the storm|clouds. And
the cloud who is crying now, well she is just so ticked at that > >back-stabber
that all she has left to do is cry and make everyone around her miserable too,"
I t t a k e s a f e w m o m e n t s for the little girl to u n d e r s t a n d.
"-> Eventually, it all makes sense to her.
"So this cloud is going to keep crying and feeling miserable
Until [Mr. Sunshine] comes around and
*-brightens her world.-*
(Couldn't have put it better myself," the older sister sighed. )

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x23_chelsiebby
posted a quote
May 24, 2009 9:26pm UTC
listen ladies,.
we're all what? 12, 13, 14, 15? honestly, it may not seem like it,
but we have time. do you really expect to marry someone that
your dating right now? yeah you want to last awhile, there's nothing
wrong with that. but trust me, guys are going to come and go.
y o u j u s t h a v e t o h a v e c o n f i d e n c e
in yourself, that there is someone out there for you.
you may not find him today, tomorrow, next week, maybe
not in a couple years. maybe not in twenty either. (but you will)
let fate take over
your only young once, so hunny,
×♥ L I V E I T U P ♥×
instead of wasting your social life on some stupid boy.
when you find the right one, you'll be with him forever.
♥

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X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0
posted a quote
May 27, 2009 3:15pm UTC
*&+My Teacher Wasn't
in school the other day, but she came in the next day. I asked her
[why she wasn't in school the other day]
she looked at me and said, 'My mother passed away, and yesterday
was her funeral.' I was shocked and sorry for her, but I said 'How can you go
through the whole day without getting so much as tears in your eyes?' She just
*[(blinked at me and said,)]*
'I A m A *W o m a n*
and thats what women do. They keep a fake face on and never let
anyone know, ever know, that at that moment
t h e y c o u l d b r e a k a t a n y t i m e a t a l l .'

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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softball_luver2
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 8:24pm UTC
life can go by fast,
so live like there's no tomorrow. get out
there and prove the world wrong. show
everyone who you are and what you've
got. tell that special person how much
y o u l o v e t h e m.
and don't waste another second without
s m i l i n g and l a u g h i n g with your best
friends. have a little fun and be a rebel. you
never know when your last chance is to
make you dreams come true, so live it up
and have a blast ©

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 8:54pm UTC
“Dude. It’s not stalking, okay?
It's caring enough about someone to learn things
about them they won't tell you themselves.”

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onemorechance53
posted a quote
April 27, 2009 3:42pm UTC
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance
at all of making it logical."

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alwaysbellax3
posted a quote
April 21, 2009 3:26pm UTC
LittleMissHOllywOOd
Just because she comes off strong doesn`t
mean she didnt fall asleep crying
&& even though she acts like nothings wrong
maybe shes just good at l.y.i .n.g

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xokorii_roccs3
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 2:31pm UTC
&& its times like these
that reveal who your [[ t r u e ]] friends are.
*i made it way before.
just a repostt.

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