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brittloveskoda

1. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 5:43pm UTC
   A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells
   thousands of students,
   dressed in identical caps and gowns,
   that individuality is the key to success.
   
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2. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 9:00pm UTC
   Nice guys finish last
   Because they're too busy keeping their girls first.
   
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3. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 4:20pm UTC
   i'm a teenage girl. i can listen to music, do homework, paint my nails, text my crush, browse facebook, watch tv, make a quote, and eat. all at the same time. sometimes i'd rather put my hair up and throw on my sweats rather than actually take my time to get ready. I spend almost 84 days out of the year bleeding and sucking up pain, putting on a smile for the world. some -times i dance around in my undies when i get ready, and i think pizza tastes a lot better than skinny feels. no i don't shave my legs every day, and yes sometimes i do cry myself to sleep. but hey i'm a teenage girl. what do you expect?
   
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4. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 12:22am UTC
   It's pretty annoying when your trying to tell a story and some kid says,
   COOL STORY BRO
   
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5. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 12:00am UTC
   The greatest pleasure in life
   Is doing what people say you cannot do
   
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6. brittloveskoda
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you see
   3
   people walk out of the bathroom
   
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