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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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  2. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    That Moment When
    your so confident you won't forget
    and you say this:
    "I won't forget, I won't forget "
    "So did you bring it?"
    "Sh*t"

  3. whoyouare_77 whoyouare_77
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    For my friend's birthday her ex boyfriend adopted her a giraffe from Africa
    o_O

  4. nattybear98 nattybear98
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    dude that party last night was so wicked
    haha how would you know? you were drunk outta your mind
    i wasnt drunk!
    bro, you were cutting up pineapples, yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE! IM COMING, JUST WAIT!"
    oh man, bummer...

  5. OrangeYellow97 OrangeYellow97
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Wanting To Make A Bet But Not Wanting
    To Pay If You Lose.

  6. hayley_defeo hayley_defeo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    I kinda like this girl.....
    Really? Who?
    She kinda looks like you..
    aww is it me? ;)<3
    no it's your sister

  7. ilylotsxred ilylotsxred
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    in the beginning there was nothing. ten God said, "Let there be light..!" there was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

  8. ILoveKyraAnne827 ILoveKyraAnne827
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    ''Giant Polar Bear.''
    ''What?''
    ''it's an icebreaker.
    whats up?''


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. smile_big2 smile_big2
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Why aren't you answering?
    Sorry I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I will text you when I find it.
    Okay... Did you find your phone yet?
    No.
    okay. Let me know when you do

  11. haleycomet143 haleycomet143
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    If the cup is only half full,
    I suggest buying a smaller bra.

  12. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    &Does anyone else wish
    Chewing 5 gum actually felt like the commercial described?(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Love Is . .
    when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
    - Noelle - age 7
    locate 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.

  14. secret_agent_in_space secret_agent_in_space
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Hi gh l ight I f You Th ink You Are P r e t t y
    "♡" if you just lied

  15. DinosAteMe DinosAteMe
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Hey dad, I just tried calling mom, is she with you?
    She's in the garden pantydroppin
    *Planting. Im sure her pants are still on.

  16. smilezonarainyday smilezonarainyday
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH YOU MAKE MY WORLD GO ROUND I WANT YOU AND YOU BODY!
    What?!?!?!?!
    ... sorry! i meant... yay!! Its taco day at school! :/ stupid spell check... *_______* tee hee Whale on crack :)

  17. BeGoodToYourselfxx BeGoodToYourselfxx
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Just
    because
    YOUR WORLD IS
    FALLING APART
    doesn't mean that you have to
    BREAK DOWN
    WITH IT. ♥

  18. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    What's your biggest fantasy?
    To be kissed i the rain!! How about you?
    To be the one you're kissing in the rain:)
    awww:))

  19. KanzenFukanzen KanzenFukanzen
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I swear, if facebook changes their layouts one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it and then use their site as much as always. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  20. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell my dog
    HE'S ADOPTED.

:)

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