brillt27

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brillt27

Status: wow i havent been on in 7 months

Member Since: 27 Jun 2013 10:03pm

Last Seen: 15 Apr 2014 01:21pm

Birthday: August 10

Location: Ireland (no i dont know niall horan)

Gender: F

user id: 364489

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Áine. Ireland. 18*.

I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow ;)

*heh hi i haven't been on witty in 7 months. im 18 now like i can drink and drive legally (not at the same time) and i'm doing my leaving cert UI2HEJHUG3PRFIWRG what is life. tbh im only on this again to procrastinate studying because omg leaving cert = stress. i just want money i dont even want a job. gah. im amazed i have any followers left. i kinda forgot about witty and i got a tumblr and yeah. since i was on last we moved to dublin. its all shits and giggles. anyway ill probably never log in again but whatever.

brillt27
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 11:08am UTC

dear 11 year old girls who write
' i can't get you out of my head'
are you referring to head lice?

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 11:00am UTC

My boyfriend's leaving me because he's tired of my over-active imagination.
Joke's on him, he doesnt even exist.

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:57am UTC

my first instinct when i see an animal is to say hello.
my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:55am UTC

how many insomniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, we just lie awake in the dark overthinking every bad decision we've ever made.

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:48am UTC

tired isn't even a feeling for me anymore it's a personality trait

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:45am UTC

you can basically text anything as long as you put a smiley face after:
you're a slút :)

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:43am UTC

just waited two hours for a text and realized i forgot to hit send.

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brillt27
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July 29, 2013 10:41am UTC

everytime you're happy, just remember that somewhere out there, a tree grew for years and years, but was killed and became a justin bieber notebook.

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brillt27
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July 27, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Once our school had a speaker come in to talk to us. He asked us, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?" About six people raised their hands to answer his question. He called on this one girl sitting in the back. She was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone. She stood up and her exact words were- "I would choose to have the ability to fly; because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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brillt27
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July 27, 2013 9:55am UTC

i microwaved an apple just to see what would happen but nothing happened and now i just have a really warm apple i don't know what i was expecting

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brillt27
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July 27, 2013 9:51am UTC

i hug people i hate so i know how big i need to dig the hole in my garden

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brillt27
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July 27, 2013 9:49am UTC

FACT: Alcohol increases the send button size by 89%

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brillt27
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July 27, 2013 9:45am UTC

i can cut wood just by looking at it
it's true, i saw it with my own eyes