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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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WeAreTheBoys
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July 23, 2013 7:03pm UTC

I'm getting my first tattoo today, the words 'NO FEAR'.
But before I do can someone tell me if it hurts.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC

I specialize in dirty looks and passive aggression

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:02pm UTC

"Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Never Hurt Me"
Yeah Right
If I'm hurt physically, my body will eventually heal itself and the pain from the injury will go away.
If someone attacks me and hurts me with mean words, I will always remember them. They will always be somewhere in my mind. They will always hurt.
Don't Be A Bully

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WeAreTheBoys
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July 23, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I love throwing things at the fan and watching them fly across the room.
That's why I'm not allowed to touch the cat anymore.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:35pm UTC

side effects of doing drugs: you'll never shut the f/ck up about the fact you do drugs

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spence*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I hate it when
you're not in the same mood as your friend
like when you want to slay your enemies and feast
on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field
of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop
that grab a pitchfork.

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lithium*
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June 24, 2013 6:41pm UTC

"sad" backwards is das as in das not good you should smile

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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Trustmeee
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC

90% of girls would rather be called beautiful instead of hot.
The other 10% is happy if she gets any kind of compliment at all.

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伤*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC

MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
that comparing me to others
ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:07pm UTC

*passionatley sings the wrong words to a song*

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veronica_syd66
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:54pm UTC

How most parents react
to a yellow light: Slow down
How my parents react
to a yellow light: Go as fast as possible so you don't get stuck at a red light

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I plan on building a shopping center that contains:
-Sushi Rox
-The Groovy Smoothie
-The Premier
-Pear
-Build a Bra
Who would shop here?

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gretaababess
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC

FAVE
and i will blow up your notifications!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plost Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist

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demons*
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: *accidentally likes band members more than own family*

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