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  1. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:56am UTC
    after school holidays when you pick up your pen and your just like
    "how do you use this?"
    anyone else?

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
    Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
    Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    We all have that one story that we will never tell...
    Nmq

  4. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're telling a story & realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

  5. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Guy: *Exists*
    Me: He's kinda cute....
    Me: NO, SELF STOP IT YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE
    Guy: *sits next to me*
    Me: I can like two guys, right...?
    Just me?

  6. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    We are all a little weird,
    & life's a little weird,
    & when we find someone
    whose weirdness is
    compatible with ours,
    we join up with them &
    fall in a mutual weirdness
    & call it love.
    -Dr. Seuss

  7. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  8. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter.

  9. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I want a guy who will hold me and kiss me the way Peeta did to Katniss when they were in the cave... I want a guy that will LOVE me the way he loves her..
    fave if you feel the same way(:
    nmf

  10. Fastpitcherplayer Fastpitcherplayer
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    "You call that a kiss?"
    -Haymitch

  11. someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    That amazing moment when...
    I am at the movies watching the previews before The Hunger Games
    & a Twilight trailer comes on and everyone starts to boo.
    Fav for Hunger Games & Comment for Twilight

  12. runner98 runner98
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
    Katniss: Not again-
    Peeta: This is what I see
    Katniss: Peeta stop
    Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
    Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
    Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
    Katniss: You done?
    Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
    nmq-tumblr

  13. eskimokisses eskimokisses happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Admit it
    You call Gatorade by its color
    Not by its flavor
    (:

  14. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    "The worst thing a boy could do to a girl? Personally, i think it's to ignore her while she's loving you with all her heart.
    -Liam Payne
    Format credit - EshaEverlasting

  15. GreenSmurfYeaa GreenSmurfYeaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Admit it
    At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
    nmq

  16. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm that girl
    »»WHO'S ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE
    even though no one is ever |||||||||||||||||||||
    THere For me♥

  17. ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:24pm UTC
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    The best kinds of laughter
    1. Tears falling down your face
    2. Feeling a six pack coming on
    3. Not being able to breath
    4. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent
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  18. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    When There Is A Sub
    Everyone sits in a different seat
    +10 faves and ill do a series(:

  19. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?Me:Me: If I punch you in the face with my left hand,but I'm right handed,does that really count as me punching you in the face?
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  20. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Everything is funnier
    at two in the morning.

:)

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