Witty Profiles

brend15

1. brend15
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   They say:
   I want somebody to love me for me.
   They mean:
   I want somebody who is great looking to love me for me.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
2. brend15
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   I made my mom a period card because she was getting super angry over nothing. I gave it to her and she laughed, saying "I'm not even on my period."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. brend15
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 12:39pm UTC
   Jeans: left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 83 points
4. brend15
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 2:08am UTC
   Cartman Quotes: #1
   (Butters is in a cage with a bucket of his poop)
   Butters: Guys! Let me out! The bucket you gave me to poop in is full and I have nothing to eat!
   Cartman: You have poop, don't you?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
5. brend15
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
6. brend15
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 10:38pm UTC
   igosdfgifgeflireygflvgerfgbenfvegfefvefilgcryn
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
7. brend15
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2011 5:40pm UTC
   Is witty supposed to be all girls? Because my sister showed me and I have only heard Witty users reffered to as "Witty Girls".
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points
8. brend15
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 11:41pm UTC
   MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
9. brend15
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 11:07pm UTC
   "Those who say it cannot be done should get out of the way of the person doing it."
   -Chinese proverb
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
10. brend15
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    I FEEL SILLY
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points
11. brend15
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    FAVE IF U LOVE PONIES
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles