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  1. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    Cancer claimed my daughter's life
    3 years ago. Just a few weeks ago
    I attended what would have been
    her high school graduation. When
    the valedictorian and salutatorian
    came, her friends rose to give their
    speech, tears poured down my face.
    They dedicated their graduation to my daughter.
    GMH.

  2. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    A boy was dying of cancer and needed an expensive brain surgery,
    but his family, broke and desperate, couldn't afford it. His 8 yr old took sister
    Tess took her piggy bank saving to a pharmacistin order to buy a 'miracle'. It
    just so happens that the right man witnessed the little girl's tears at the pharmacy
    counter: a neurosurgeon. He performed the surgery for free.
    -Gives Me Hope.com

  3. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 11:23pm UTC
    Today, I was walking my dog and she pooped on the grass next to the sidewalk.
    I didn't want to pick it up
    but there were cars passing so I stood by it and pretended I was about to pick it up.
    As soon as they couldn't see me anymore, I kept walking.
    MLIA.(:
    -mylifeisaverage.com

  4. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 11:15pm UTC
    Today, I was eating chicken fingers.
    There was only supposed to be six chicken fingers in the box, but I counted seven.
    I felt like I cheated the system until I realized I had
    I had miscounted.
    MLIA.
    -mylifeisaverage.com
    Credit to the edit.

  5. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    Today I noticed that three-quarters of MLIA
    stories are about facebook. I thought to myself,
    "people really need to get a life."
    And then I checked facebook.
    MLIA.
    -mylifeisaverage.com

  6. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    DOCTORS SAY I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
    WE DiSAGREE.

  7. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    you know your obsessed with the twilight saga whenn....
    -you tell your boyfriend to suck on an ice cube before you kiss him
    -you wrap your hand in a bandage and when people ask you what happened, you tell them you punched a werewolf in the face
    -you wear as much sunscreen as possible to prevent yourself from getting any kind of color to your skin
    -you buy topaz colored contacts and black contacts to wear when you are thirsty
    -you soak in a bath tub filled with ice to get your body as cold as possible
    -you roll around in body glitter and go to a crowded area
    -you only date pale guys or Native American guys
    -you go to Forks, Washington and leave cardboard stand-ups of Rob Pattinson everywhere.
    -your boyfriend will know your reading twilight when you wont reply to his text message, so he will text you again and ask "so hows edward doing?"
    -your friend will quiz you on the saga, and you can even recite the barcodes.
    -you try to not think anything bad and tend to get paranoid when your thinking because you know there are people out there that can read your mind....
    -you try to make decisions spontaniously, so nobody can forsee what your doing.
    -you start to photoshop all your pictures so you have pale flawless skin and golden eyes.
    -your own friends try not to talk to you because they know if you hear one thing that reminds you of twilight, that you wont shut up.
    -cloudy days fill you with joy because you know the cullens can be out today.
    -you purposely stop in the middle of parking lots so that a car will come towards you, and edward will save you.
    -you could probably add more to this list, and you know it.
    so, which of these symptoms apply to you?

  8. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 5:46pm UTC
    "he has unparallel senses...
    except for his sense of fashion
    its a bit off and he's
    completely lethal.....
    except for when he trips....
    then its just stupid!"
    <3<3
    *im a huge twilight fan,but
    the spoof on youtube is hilarious.
    that what 'laurent' said about
    'james' when he was saying he would
    come to kill bella in the spoof.
    it was so funny. go watch it. (:

  9. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    yesterday is history.
    tomorrow is a mystery.
    and today is a gift.
    thats why they call it the
    present.
    ------> kung fu panda. (:

  10. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    you know the quotes that say...
    "i dont bite, but if your into that sorta thing...."
    yeahh. well,
    for me, its kinda like
    "i bite. wether you like it or not."
    .: [ ♥ ] :.

  11. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2009 2:05pm UTC
    a best friend is
    someone who
    reaches for your
    hand, and touches
    your heart.
    .: [ ♥ ] :.

  12. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    "instead of the mahee mahee, can i get just one mahee?
    cause im really not that hungry...."
    -house bunny. <3

  13. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    "oopsy. someone went accident in her sexy pants."
    -house bunny. (shelly.) <3

  14. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 12:55pm UTC
    B.I.T.C.H.
    (boys im taking control here)

  15. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 11:18am UTC
    They are beautiful.
    Personalities? Incredible.
    Our times together? Unforgettable.
    Smiles, so memorable.
    Their friendship?
    NON-REPLACEABLE.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    [in.it.ia.ls.go.he.re.]

  16. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2009 11:28pm UTC
    Pshhht.
    Vampires
    Are the shiznit.
    (:

  17. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    +& i have the kind of best friend that;;
    trips up stairs, confuses me for her older sister, wears a
    mitten on one hand, and a regular glove on another. A
    friend that allows me to sing songs at the top of my lungs
    , even though i suck, and trusts me enough to let me cut
    myself a piece ofcheese with a knife. can you believe it?
    she may be the one that on ocasion trips over her very own
    feet, and falls off of chairs randomly. but i know i can always
    count on her. i love her somuch even though she isnt perfect.
    who on here has best friends like that? well if you do you cant
    blame me for loving her just as she is.
    <3

  18. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2008 7:48pm UTC
    (¯`v´¯)
    .`*.¸.*´ love me for me.
    .¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) <3
    (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.

  19. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 10:40pm UTC
    " so eager for eternal damnination."
    -edward cullen.

  20. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 10:38pm UTC
    "before you bella, my life was a moonless night. very dark, but there were stars -- points of light and reason........ and then you shot across my sky like a meteor. suddenly everything was on fire ; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. when you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. nothing had changed but my eyes were blinded by the light. i couldnt see the stars anymore. and there was no more reason for anything..."
    - simply edward cullen. (:

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