you know your obsessed with the twilight saga whenn....
-you tell your boyfriend to suck on an ice cube before you kiss him
-you wrap your hand in a bandage and when people ask you what happened, you tell them you punched a werewolf in the face
-you wear as much sunscreen as possible to prevent yourself from getting any kind of color to your skin
-you buy topaz colored contacts and black contacts to wear when you are thirsty
-you soak in a bath tub filled with ice to get your body as cold as possible
-you roll around in body glitter and go to a crowded area
-you only date pale guys or Native American guys
-you go to Forks, Washington and leave cardboard stand-ups of Rob Pattinson everywhere.
-your boyfriend will know your reading twilight when you wont reply to his text message, so he will text you again and ask "so hows edward doing?"
-your friend will quiz you on the saga, and you can even recite the barcodes.
-you try to not think anything bad and tend to get paranoid when your thinking because you know there are people out there that can read your mind....
-you try to make decisions spontaniously, so nobody can forsee what your doing.
-you start to photoshop all your pictures so you have pale flawless skin and golden eyes.
-your own friends try not to talk to you because they know if you hear one thing that reminds you of twilight, that you wont shut up.
-cloudy days fill you with joy because you know the cullens can be out today.
-you purposely stop in the middle of parking lots so that a car will come towards you, and edward will save you.
-you could probably add more to this list, and you know it.
so, which of these symptoms apply to you?