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dizzier
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Why?
Why am I not pretty?
Why am I not perfect?
Why am I not a size 4 in jeans?
Why am I not the smartest in my class?
Why am I not an A+ in math?
I don't care. I honestly don't.
I am an individual.
I am special.
I am myself.
I am proud.
You should be too.

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somenightsx
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 8:52am UTC

*see a cute couple*
friend 1: awww, they are so sweet!
friend 2: wtf.? cant you go anywhere anymore without people shoving their tounges down other peoples throats!?
friend 3: i wish i had a boyfriend... ;(
me: *has a jason derulo moment* im riding solo!!!!
couple: *looks back and slowly walks away*

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somenightsx
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC

i'll try my best to do all that i can.
but anything beyond that... is your expectation.

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC

I love it when people I
dislike get in trouble.

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you see a 10 year old
owning better stuff than you.

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sarebobo101*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC

I hate when you see an article of clothing in a store that you LOVE..
then you see the price tag...
I start to feel like Adele...
"Never mind I'll find...someone like youuuu"

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Admit it, sometimes you use
Google for a spell check.

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:54pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
JUST SLOW THE H*LL DOWN B*TCH!

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Meowcat
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Mitt Romney inspired me
to vote for Obama.

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LolaLori
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:56pm UTC

My friend is so stupid:
So, everyday after school, a group of my friends walk home together, which includes about 5 people. We were on our way to the point where we split up. The good looking guy in that group lives on my street, so we were about to cross the road toward our alley, when one of my closer friends says, "Toodles!" Then I turn back around to the alley, only to whip my head back again to the sound of something hitting metal. The street sign that says "30km: School area" On it had just experienced an unsuspected visitor. Apperantly, right after my friend said tootles, she walked RIGHT INTO THE POLE. Wow.
Great Job, Maya!
Credit:LolaLori

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jorddx3
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:56pm UTC

In middle school, boys like you for what you wear,
in highschool they like
you for what you don't.

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thestargazer
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC

here's a bridge now get over it,
here's a straw now suck it up,
here's a cup now shut the full cup.

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quietkid
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

You're SO cool.
Fave if you read that in a sarcastic voice

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:13pm UTC

would you like a side of epic with that fail?

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love's a wild thing ♔*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC

lol the chance of me actually liking you is like the chance of me voting for obama

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Lgirl
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Person: What do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt aliens.
Person: But aliens don't exist.
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: Well... No.
Me: You're welcome.

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lillys236
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Did you know that Daran Norris played:
1. Gordy in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
2. Cosmo in the Fairly OddParents
3. Jorgen Von Strangle in the Fairly OddParents
&
4. Mr. Turner in the Fairly OddParents

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Mcupcake13
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:31pm UTC

1. I'll let you in on a secret, look at 5
2. I have an important message for you, but please look at 14
3. Don't get fusterated look at 15
4. Don't get angry all you have to do is look at 11
5. Sorry I meant 12
6. Last time, look at 13
7. I just wanted to say that I Love you....
8. Yeah my that I mean 3
9. Excuse me, but look at 2
10. I'm so sorry please look at 7:)
11. Yeah I lied look at 6
12. Don't get mad just look at 8
13. no i really mean it look at 10
14. Whoops!!! Look at 4
15. Yeah I meant to look 9

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Mcupcake13
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Please pray!.
My neighbor's best friend just passed away. Last week he wasn't feeling well and he went to the doctors office. The doctors then sent him to the hospital. They ran tests on him and found out he had cancer. All over his body. Two days later he died. He left behind two wonderful children. Ages 11 and 9. I feel so bad they had no time to really know what was going on. Please pray for his family and my nieghbor who is soooo sad right now. I'd met him once or twice and he seemed really nice.
1 fav=1 prayer
Format by Sandrasaurus

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somenightsx
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 7:27pm UTC

no matter how old, or how bad a** you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

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