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  1. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Nevermind disappointing other people, I disappoint myself.

  2. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    fave for confessions
    I know you may not want to, but it'll help get sh*t off my chest... ♥
    bizzlebelles

  3. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    This is witty not
    One Direction.com
    no offence.
    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Being a person is getting too complicated
    Time to be a unicorn

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  5. BeWithMeForever BeWithMeForever
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Joe
    he first person to comment is gay!
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Joe *The
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    fav if you get it
    nmf.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    In school, the only thing that
    group projects ever taught me was
    how much I hate other people
    format by jimmy365

  7. xdancer4lifeex xdancer4lifeex
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Everyone is making quotes about how witty is purple
    That's because yesterday was teen suicide awareness day. Every 40 seconds someone in the world takes their life. So lets stop the timer. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Don't do it, please.
    So please fave this for all those who lost their lives to suicide.

  8. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Did anyone else notice that
    Witty is PURPLE?
    Format by twilightgirl995

  9. Phoeberuns Phoeberuns
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    so, my teacher found my witty, and all of my friends wittys.
    He printed out pictures of our profiles. &showed them to the principle. we don't know what the consequence of going on witty in school is going to be. but or school latops might get taken away. &our parents might get told. my parents dont know i have a witty, not because im not aloud to, just because i put stuff on here, about boys. &some other things. I don't want them seeing it. plus, if they get told, then there probably going to take my witty away, because i was on it in school. witty is my escape. from drama, and boys, and fights. i love witty. so much. &the people on here have gotten me through so much stuff. i can relate to most of these quotes. &it helps to know im not the only one going through this stuff. &now i might get it all taken away? I don't understand why my teachers can't just block witty, so we can only use it outside of school. its so unfair. plus, i only use my witty during free time, and team time. which isn't even against the rules. plus, by printing out our profiles, he's invaiding our personal lives. its not fair, and he shouldnt be able to do that. My friend Sam, went and reported him to the office, thier going to tell the vice principle, and see what she says. it shouldnt be aloud. plus, no teachers ever told us we couldn't go on witty, even though they knew it existed. I hate this. am i the only one who thinks its unfair?

  10. justinbieber_xoxo justinbieber_xoxo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Yes.
    Mom: Oh my gosh, I wanna meet him!
    Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will

  11. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    ~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
    I will dig a hole
    write 'love' in it'
    and make you fall in.
    ~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
    my quote, format credit to the gorgeous jayciecutie01

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    i'm not saying she's a hoe...
    i'm just saying that she's been on more wieners than heinz ketchup.

  13. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    I miss going to bed with nothing on my mind..

  14. John_is_me John_is_me
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Comment or fave and I will rate
    you from 1-10♥
    (and yes, i am a boy)

  15. codielovesbluue codielovesbluue
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
    me: sure.
    mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
    me: no?
    mom: a calender actually has dates.
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: i know.
    codielovesbluue

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    and I played Superheroes,
    I always picked the ability to steal all powers.
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  17. SILENCEiKillYOU SILENCEiKillYOU
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Someone Ask's You What's Wrong
    & Their The Prolem. ._.

  18. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    reason's why i'm still single:
    ✔ can't date the internet.
    ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
    ✔ can't date witty.
    ✔ can't date myself.
    ✔ can't date music.
    ✔ can't date food.

  19. xojulialeeox96 xojulialeeox96
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Wake up
    at 6:00
    "i'll sleep for 5 more minutes."
    6:15
    "10 more minutes won't hurt."
    6:45
    "ok, just 5 more minutes."
    7:30
    "OH, SH*T."

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Just gonna stand there and watch me roar
    but its ok 'cause I'm a dinosaur
    Format by twilightgirl995

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