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  1. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    TEXTS #86
    Boy #1: Dude come to the apartment right now, the hamster just died.
    Boy #2: HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is a b*tch,right? xD
    Boy #1: .....
    Boy #2: Please tell me it was autocorrect...
    Boy #1: Sorry man.
    Boy #2: NOOOOO MR. PUFFY!!!!!

  2. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    TEXTS #84
    Girl: What's the first thing you notice when you look at other girls?
    Boy: They aren't you.
    <3

  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    TEXTS #83
    Daughter: I hate my job!
    Mom: You know, there's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

  4. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    TEXTS #81
    Daughter: What did the doctor say?
    Dad: Not supposed to lift anything heavy, so I have to start sitting down when I pee.

  5. Softball33 Softball33
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
    That awkward moment when the teacher tells you to stop flirting.

  6. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣
    When you’re thinking about really Inappropriatethings and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your Mind
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Wednesdays
    would be so boring if it wasn't for Jenna Marbles ♥

  8. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Sometimes the truth....
    makes everything else seem like a lie


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. 74HungerGames75 74HungerGames75
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Heres some advice, stay alive.
    -Haymitch
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    OMG
    A guy just came to our door selling something and I wanted him to go away so I did the Jenna Marble face, (The one on my profile) he kept giving me these looks like "WTF?" then I slowy closed the door and he walked away!
    LOL TRUE STORY

  12. taymurgan21911 taymurgan21911
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Don't wait for the perfect moment,
    take the moment and make it perfect.

  13. alejandra101 alejandra101
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Just because we're not close anymore doesn't mean I don't care about you.

  14. crazylife crazylife
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    ----------Oooo--------------(----)---------------)--/----------------(_/-----oooO--------(---)---------\--(--------\_)------------Oooo--- -----------(----)--- baby i got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.------------)--/---- ------------(_/- ----oooO--------(---)---------\--(--------\_)-

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    I don't get it. After all the things
    that he has done to me, I still
    love him. He's still the one I'm
    willing to take risks for.
    When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it's the mind that gets angry, but the heart still cares.

  16. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  17. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  18. maddielovesya maddielovesya
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    so get out , ge t out get out of my head.
    and fall in my arms instead.

  19. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    i said i'd never let you go,
    and i never did

  20. RachelMarie95 RachelMarie95
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    And I wonder if he ever stops and thinks,
    "Damn,I miss her."

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