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MechanicalBride *
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July 4, 2012 12:58pm UTC

A good neighbor is one that
does not put a password on their wifi.

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Bravosierra*
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July 4, 2012 5:07pm UTC

So wait....
When my parents played peek a boo with me when I was a kid..
They didn't actually disappear?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tennisluvr
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July 4, 2012 11:05am UTC

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER:
The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
This tests your memory.
There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
ANSWER:
You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
I didnt get any of them right...

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istillloveyouxoxo
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November 30, 2011 3:54pm UTC

delete you from my facebook? done.
delete you from my contacts? done.
delete you from my mind? impossible.

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istillloveyouxoxo
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November 30, 2011 3:56pm UTC

girl: we're over.
guy: you know you'll never find someone like me
girl: yeah... thats kinda the point

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istillloveyouxoxo
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January 6, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Watching a horror movie&thinking
" NO DON'T KILL HIM, HE'S SO HOT!"

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istillloveyouxoxo
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January 16, 2012 9:53pm UTC

if a girl falls asleep on the phone with a guy its not because hes boring her, its because she didnt wanna hang up.
if a guy falls asleep on the phone with a girl its probably because shes boring him .

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:08pm UTC

You lied when you said you loved me?
Thats cool. My heart just loves being broken ...

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Fav if you used to watch the raindrops on the window to see which one "wins".

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 11:20am UTC

People are so predictable .
Like, I bet you are reading this right now.

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 11:23am UTC

Dora has more freedom at 6
than I will at 18...

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 11:33am UTC

No guy is worth your tears. The one who is, wont make you cry.

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC

I don't care how old i am
When the phone rings I am going to sing the Wonder Pets song.

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 10:50pm UTC

"Dude, he just called you a stalker.'
"Oh no, hold my binoculars. Sh*ts going downn"

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC

*During school year*
"What day is it?"
"Monday, March 12, 2012, 7:15p.m. E.T."
*During summer*
"What day is it?"
"Idk, July?"

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:06pm UTC

SO GLAD I FOUND THE GOOD IN GOODBYE

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istillloveyouxoxo
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March 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC

I don't want to be just some girl in your past.
I want to be the girl in your future

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:21pm UTC

A girl ends a relationship because she has to.
A guy ends a relationship because he has two.
A girl ends a relationship because she has to.
A guy ends a relationship because he has two.

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istillloveyouxoxo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Me; K.
Person im mad at; Soo whats upp?(:
fave if you absolutely hate this .

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