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1. Angiebabe16
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   Plot Twist: I started following a_big_white_van.
   That's right. Watch out b/tches.
   
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2. MyChemisLIFE
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   August 20, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   The only good thing about school,is that it's away from home.
   mq/nmf
   
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3. never_forget
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   Guy: How Do I Get A Girl To Sleep With Me?
   Friend: Try Being Nice To Her.
   Guy: I've Tried That...Is There Any Other Way?
   Friend: Why Not Try To Be A Blanket Instead?
   
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4. WhoThatGirl
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   August 20, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   Did anyone else have a mental breakdown when the grey page came up with Service Error written all over it? I think I just died a little right there..
   
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5. x_damaged_x
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   August 20, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   Wrists are for bracelets,
   not cuts.
   
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6. HowtoHaley
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   Plot twist: My parents and brother knock before entering my room
   
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7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   Today my little brother was rushed to the hospital, he's 11...
   he tried to kill himself :/
   what is this world coming to?
   Don't worry he's okay, i just can't believe it happened...
   >Sorry for my vent<
   
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8. Guitarzrock
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   Me: *steals friends phone*
   Me: *trips down flight of stairs hits the ground and slams head on concrete*
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend: ...... is my ph-
   Me: Don't even say it.
   
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9. skyscraper13
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   August 20, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   I always yell, "Oww," even
   if i'm not hurt, just incase.
   
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10. Cecerokz3737
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Music sounds better with you
    
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11. JordanMcintyre111
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 6:18am UTC
    SIMS;
    Met a girl, got married, and had kids.
    What a night.
    
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12. XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:53am UTC
    It's nearly my 13th BIRTHDAY!! yeey!!
    
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13. TheKillJoy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    PETER PAN:
    Wendy: "But Peter, how do we get to Neverland?"
    Peter: "Fly, of course"
    Yep.
    
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15. XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I guess if I was a magnet
    something would be attracted to me..
    format credit;; JustADream_
    
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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17. LaceyyLee21
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Silly phone, that wasn't a missed call! That was a "I looked and saw who it was then pressed ignore" call.
    
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18. Xx2cute4yaXx
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    July 24, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Impossible.
    
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19. unicornsspongebobbatman
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    cool
    story
    bro...
    tell it again.
    
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20. BabeeGurl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    I like him.
    He likes her.
    
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