Alright, America. So, today is your birthday, sort of. Actually, it's really the
anniversary of your conception, since the Declaration was actually signed in August, but let's try not to focus on that. Anyways, somehow hot dogs, fireworks, beers, and baseball represent and are used to celebrate our secession from Britain. Not gonna lie, I feel like we could do a lot better than that.
Anways, without getting to preachy, happy conception America.