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October 2, 2013 3:59pm UTC
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol
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September 28, 2013 2:05am UTC
Tired isn't even a feeling for me anymore, I think it's become more of a personality trait
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September 25, 2013 10:57am UTC
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September 25, 2013 7:24am UTC
bird: chirps.
me: wtf what tab is that coming from
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believe06
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June 1, 2012 12:28am UTC
You, sir,
are very attractive.
Therefore,
I shall stare at you
<3
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May 31, 2012 5:39am UTC
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night
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May 31, 2012 1:25am UTC
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May 30, 2012 5:09am UTC
Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, its gone. Forever
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believe06
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May 29, 2012 2:06am UTC
When people say to me "nothing is impossible", I say to them, "go try and staple pudding to a tree..."
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May 29, 2012 1:58am UTC
People are going to disappoint you. I get that. But what if you wake up one day and realize that you're the disappointment?
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May 29, 2012 1:57am UTC
Im a leader.Not a follower.Unless it's a dark place,then you're going first
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May 29, 2012 1:55am UTC
Dear ignorant idiots, I've never read a tombstone that said "Died because they didnt forward a message to ten people." Sincerely, seriously?
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May 29, 2012 1:49am UTC
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
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May 29, 2012 1:48am UTC
I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die" And, I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised “yell for help” wasn’t one of them
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May 29, 2012 1:47am UTC
Laziness is the mother of all the bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
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May 29, 2012 1:46am UTC
I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan
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May 29, 2012 1:45am UTC
Life would be so much better if I went to Hogwarts.
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May 29, 2012 1:43am UTC
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket.
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May 29, 2012 1:41am UTC
Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, it's too dark."
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