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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    My greatest fear?
    That one day, he'll wake up and decide I'm not worth it anymore. Oh, wait. It's already happened.

  3. DiNoLuVxD DiNoLuVxD
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    "Do you behave like this at home?!"
    Yes, actually.

  4. OriginalityIsDead OriginalityIsDead
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    You've been 5 year olds for about 11 years now.
    what's your secret?

  5. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    Admit it ;
    at least once in our life
    we have all tried to
    balance the
    light switch between
    the on and off position.

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:22pm UTC
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  7. Twins33 Twins33
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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  8. Talia630 Talia630
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Do you ever smell the upsexy at school or is it just me?
    Smell the what
    Upsexy...
    Wth is that?
    What?
    What the hell is that?
    What are you asking me?
    What is upsexy?
    Nothin' much, you? (;
    nmq/nmf

  9. OriginalityIsDead OriginalityIsDead
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
    "I think so..why?"
    "I need you to sign my report card."

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    give it up spongebob,
    it has been 11 years.... you're never going to get your license

  11. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Taylor Swift Songs
    are there when no one else is.
    Happy Birthday Taylor!

  12. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    i will do anything possible
    to reach the remote without getting up

  13. speechlesss speechlesss
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    [ ] single.
    [ ] taken.
    [X] i get about as much attention as a white crayon.

    nmf/ LEXIExTAYLOR nmq

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    when your friend
    pretends to hit you and you go "owwwwww" even though they didn't touch you

  15. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Im Hungary
    Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
    Im Russian to the kitchen!
    Is there any Turkey?!
    We have some, but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
    Ew, there is Norway you can eat that...
    -nmf-

  16. kayhoee kayhoee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    treat me like a joke ,A N D I ' LL L E AV E YO U L I K E I T ' S FUNNY ♥

  17. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
    It's not a very good poem,
    but it's very deep.

  18. Fixaheart Fixaheart
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    i dont need a boyfriend.why?
    because im 13 years old.i want to enjoy life while im young,instead of crying over a boy that wont matter in 5 years.

  19. xxletthegoodtimesrollx xxletthegoodtimesrollx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    That long sarcastic laugh
    you make before you say no.

  20. Fanona Fanona
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Hey
    Hey look outside your window!
    ?
    Do you see me?
    No...
    My invisibility cloak is WORKING!!!!!!

:)

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