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Life is NOT measured by the breaths we take BUT by the moments that take our breath away!

beatifuldisaster685
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April 2, 2011 8:16pm UTC

omg this chick is so good! you have to watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJSwgT9pS4U&feature=related

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beatifuldisaster685
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April 2, 2011 3:08pm UTC

today my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. i rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. his response? "Dear god! did somebody fart in your mouth?"FML.com

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beatifuldisaster685
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April 2, 2011 2:28pm UTC

I may not be perfect but i am me!

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beatifuldisaster685
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April 2, 2011 1:30pm UTC

ummmm how do i look at my quotes? cause witty has changed and im very confused

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beatifuldisaster685
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March 5, 2011 12:18pm UTC

I hate when people add more letters to a word then needed, it's not tomorrroooowwww it's tomorrow.

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beatifuldisaster685
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March 5, 2011 11:50am UTC

There was a boy whose first love was a girl in a picture, which he found on the street. He picked it up and kept it. As time went by he married, but still kept it. One day his wife found it and asked, "Where did you get this?" The man said, "I found it when i was a child, but why are you asking?" His wife replied, "I lost this picture when I was seven!"

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beatifuldisaster685
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March 5, 2011 11:44am UTC

my plan is to forgive and forget. forgive myself for being so stupid, and forget you ever existed.

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 27, 2011 6:37pm UTC

so this morning i walk i nto my room and see my cat rolling around in my drawer full of clothes and i start yelling at her and she stops, looks at me and starts rolling in my clothes again. M.L.I.A

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 27, 2011 6:30pm UTC

fave if you have more than one witty profiles account.

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 27, 2011 12:41am UTC

click to see this quote

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 27, 2011 12:39am UTC

did you know....... that a boob is a stupid person?
(I am such a boob)

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 27, 2011 12:03am UTC

what every kiss means:
kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
kiss on the ear; your my everything.
kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
kiss on the hand; i adore you.
kiss on the neck; we belong together.
kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
kiss on the lips; i like you.
What the gesture means...
holding hands; we definitely like each other.
slap on the butt; that's mine.
holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
playing with hair; tell me you love me.
arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
Advice;
don't ask for a kiss, take one.
if you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in love.
Requirements;
post this again after reading!
or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
missing will surprise you

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC

I absolutely love the song hero by Enrique Iglesias

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 26, 2011 11:34pm UTC

&& who else checks their profile every minute to see if you got any faves on the quote you just posted but get sad cause there's still ZERO.

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 26, 2011 2:18pm UTC

I like clear skin and that's the truth all you sisters just look uncouth. you give your man a heart- attack cause you got acne on your back buh-buh baby got bacne - another cinderella storystory

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 25, 2011 11:38pm UTC

The first time i went out with you sucked so much, then you ask me out again and it was great but in the end i fell for your lies and your bullshit. you said this time would be different. why did i believe you? why? when you asked me out for the third time i took every last strength in my body not to take you back. maybe its for the best but i do not deserve a guy like you i need one that treats me right and doesn't cheat or lie. But even though you made my life a living hell i still love you and always will. </3

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 12, 2011 2:12pm UTC

Hey Baby, I think I wanna marry you

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 12, 2011 2:02pm UTC

can't be tamed
RULES:
1. Put your itunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
IF SOMEONE SAYS ARE YOU OK' YOU SAY?
hard- rihanna
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
here we go again- demi lovato
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
mine- taylor swift
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
hey baby- t pain, pitt bull
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
hotel room service- pitt bull
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO
how low- ludacris
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
if i were a boy- beyonce
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
imma be- black eyed peas
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
lets get married- jagged edge
WHAT IS 2+2?
down- jay sean
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
just a dream- nelly
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
stuck in the moment- justin bieber
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
just the way you are- bruno mars
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
teenage dream- katy perry
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
kissin u- miranda cosgrove
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
kiss me through the phone- soulja boy
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
knocks you down- mariah carey
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
la la land- demi lovato
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
alejandro- lady gaga
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
london bridge- fergie
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
me myself and time- demi lovato
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
can't be tamed- miley cyrus

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 12, 2011 1:51pm UTC

» iPod Game!
Rules: 1. Put your iPod on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds
4. Pass this on and have fun(:
1. if someone says "are you okay?" what do you say?:
don't mess with my man
2. how do you describe yourself?:
dynamite
3. what do you like in a guy/girl?:
not afraid
4. how do you feel today?
falling down
5. what's your life purpose?:
fireburning
6. what's your motto?:
true friend
7. What do your friends think of you?:
fly on the wall
8. What's 2+2?
gangsta love
9. What do you think when you see him/her ?:
grind on me
10. what will you dance to at your wedding?:
halo

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beatifuldisaster685
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February 12, 2011 1:41pm UTC

Put your iPod on shuffle.
1.) How am I feeling today? bottoms up- trey songz
2.) Where will I get married? daddy's home- usher
3.) What is my best friend's theme song? yeah- usher
4.) What is school like? OMG- usher
5.) What is the best thing about you? what you got- colby o donnis
6.) How is today going to be? what hurts the most- rascal flatts
7.) What is in store for this weekend? whos said- hannah montana
8.) What song describes your parents? with you- jessica simpson
9.) How is my life going? beautiful- akon
10.) What song will they play at my funeral? diva- beyonce
11.) How does the world see me? meet me halfway- black eyed peas
12.) What do my friends really think of me? where is the love- black eyed peas
13) Who absolutely loves me? boom boom pow- black eyed peas
14.) How can I make myself happy? break my bank- new boyz
15.) What should I do with my life? buy u a drank- t pain
16.) What is some good advice? bye bye- mariah carey

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