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  3. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
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    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  4. keepmysecrets keepmysecrets
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When all of your friends are doing stuff together and your just a loner sitting in the corner of your house all like "I like turtles."
    ♥♥♥
    nmf


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  6. awishingstar awishingstar
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    got my period. could you go to CVS and get me pads?
    Sorry! that was meant for my mom!!
    already got you the pads. getting chocolate & stopping by the store to rent a movie. ill be over in 10
    you didnt have to do that. i love you baby<3
    love you too<3
    how cute is that?<3

  7. epicbeacher epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Dear movie producers
    please read the book before you write the movie

  8. kaylaaxohh kaylaaxohh
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    that akward moment
    when you spell awkward wrong..

  9. liveXXloveXXgymnastics liveXXloveXXgymnastics
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    a quiet kid kept on getting all the answers to the questions right in class;
    bitchy girl :
    "what a nerd!"
    teacher :
    "dont say that, he could be your boss one day!"
    quiet kid :
    "not likely. i don't plan on being a pimp."
    i t s a l w a y s t h e q u i e t o n e s .♥

  10. nee nee
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    1. Open Google Maps.
    2. Click: 'Get Directions'
    3. Start address: 'Tokyo, Japan'
    4. End address: 'Shanghai, China'
    5. Read number 48.
    6. Laugh.

  11. randomyayness randomyayness
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    This quote has been deleted because I am over him.

  12. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    The other day,
    Someone started singing, "I'm bringing sexy back".
    Like a boss, I replied:
    Where are you bringing me?
    all cred: livvxyourxlifeee

  13. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    "You just elbowd my boob"
    "You just boobed my elbow.."

  14. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    So the principle, and the teachers at my school,started makeing FAKE facebook acounts and look at all there students walls, and photos. They call up there parents and ask them if there aware of what there child is doing online.
    Fav if you think thats wrong and a total invasion of privacy

  15. Lapi Lapi
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    today,
    he kissed me in the rain and
    it felt so awesome..
    JK.
    today,
    i fed my cat.

  16. xbextruex xbextruex
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:23pm UTC
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  17. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.
    Gibby: I won? I won!
    Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
    Gibby: Again?

  18. britskixoxo britskixoxo
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
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  19. iLuhvBigTimeRush iLuhvBigTimeRush
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    "Can I use the bathroom "You should've done that before we left""But I didn't have to go then!!"
    Is it just me?

  20. Lovelybry123 Lovelybry123
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles<3
    Funniest girl alive. Agreed?♥

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