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  1. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    I can't do anything right.
    So you know what i do?
    I go left.

  2. jayciecutie_01 jayciecutie_01
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    If Somebody Saw
    Me with my best friend, they would think we were:
    bit.ches
    s.luts
    lesbians
    uncool
    weird
    mean
    annoying
    stupid
    mentally retarded
    obnoxious
    sisters
    w.hores
    In love
    ...(Because we are)...
    ♥ if you love your best friend

  3. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Wife: Babe, I'm Pregnant :D What do you want it to be?
    Husband: A joke..
    nmq

  4. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    in the fairly odd parents
    they say,
    "When you grow up, you loose your fairies and
    forget you ever had them"
    it makes me wonder if i ever had them?
    RunawayRachel

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    You are now aware that
    everytime you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears
    You are now aware that
    your tongue is sitting uncomfortably in your mouth
    You are now aware that
    you can hear a ringing in your ears
    You are now aware that
    you are itchy at some point in your body
    εїз
    nmf/nmq

  6. justinbieber_xoxo justinbieber_xoxo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Yes.
    Mom: Oh my gosh, I wanna meet him!
    Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will

  7. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    reason's why i'm still single:
    ✔ can't date the internet.
    ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
    ✔ can't date witty.
    ✔ can't date myself.
    ✔ can't date music.
    ✔ can't date food.

  8. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you get dissed, But you didn't hear what they said
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


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  10. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:35pm UTC
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  11. FallingDeeper FallingDeeper
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Ingredients of Life :)
    A few cups of best friends
    A gallon of heartbreak
    A few pounds of music
    Three cups of adventure
    A pinch of regret
    Five teaspoons of summer love
    Two and a half cups of midnight parties
    A dash of gossip
    Cook until satisfied ♥
    © FallingDeeper


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  13. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    How can you,
    Look at the girl
    You love,
    And tell yourself
    "Its time to move on."
    ?

  14. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    This is to the girls
    that are going single this valentines day.♥

  15. destinyrosex3 destinyrosex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    i said i'm over you. But everytime my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes its a text from you
    <3

  16. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:32pm UTC

    The sky isn't always blue.
    The sun doesn't always shine.
    So it's okay to fall
    apart sometimes..
    - not my format -

  17. CrazyyGirl CrazyyGirl
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    This is one for
    the girls who will be 'alone' this valentine. </3

  18. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Who are the 90% of men...
    Who's condom broke?
    Answer:Dads
    nmq

  19. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    fave if u burn the crap out of ur hair!!


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