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bballhunay

1. bballhunay
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   YOLO #17,
   Asking a homeless person if they're on house arrest.
   
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2. bballhunay
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 11:44am UTC
   YOLO #16,
   Throwing a party like project X.
   
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3. bballhunay
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 3:53am UTC
   *just read it*
   me and one of my best friends just had this conversation and with his answer, i think i've fallen in love with him. no joke
   me: before you die what is the number one thing you want to do the most?
   him: i want to have a family, and i want to be a father.
   *i now have so much more respect for him*
   
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4. bballhunay
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   YOLO #15,
   Playing hide and go seek with Osama Binladen.
   
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5. bballhunay
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   June 22, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   YOLO #14,
   Using a hashtag on facebook.
   
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6. bballhunay
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   June 22, 2012 2:34pm UTC
   YOLO #13,
   Hiding in the refrigerators at sears and jumping out to scare the people who walk by.
   
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7. bballhunay
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   June 22, 2012 2:26pm UTC
   YOLO #12,
   Eating beggin' strips because i can't afford bacon.
   
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8. bballhunay
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   June 22, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   YOLO #11,
   working the night shift with the hash slinging slasher.
   
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9. bballhunay
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   YOLO #10,
   Telling an orphan a yo mama joke.
   
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10. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    YOLO #9,
    hey i just banged you, and this is crazy but delete my number and keep the baby.
    
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11. bballhunay
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    June 22, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    YOLO #8,
    not removing my USB safely.
    
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12. bballhunay
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    June 22, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    YOLO #7,
    Giving up my virginity for lent.
    
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13. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    YOLO #6,
    yelling yolo at a funeral.
    
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14. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    YOLO #5,
    living twice.
    
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15. bballhunay
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    June 22, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    YOLO #4,
    Asking random people to lick the dorito cheese off my fingers.
    nmf
    
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16. bballhunay
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    June 22, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    YOLO #3,
    Teaching my grandma what FGBM means.
    nmf
    
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17. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    YOLO #2,
    swimming without floaties.
    nmf
    
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18. bballhunay
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    June 22, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    YOLO #1,
    Sexting while driving.
    nmf
    
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19. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    reason why your wedding ring goes on that finger;
    it's the only finger with a vein connecting to your heart.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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20. bballhunay
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    When i first saw you; i was afraid to meet you.
    When i first met you; i was afraid to like you.
    When i liked you; i was afraid to love you.
    Now that i love you; i'm afraid to loose you.
    ♥
    
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