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  1. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Lil Wayne:
    2% skin
    3% hair
    95% tattoos

  2. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    If I could be any part of you,
    I’d beyour tears.
    To be conceived inyour heart
    born inyour eyes
    live onyour cheeks
    and die onyour lips.

  3. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Don't say you love me unless you really mean it..
    because I might do something crazy like believe it.

  4. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    The s p a c e s between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in
    <3

  5. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    School is "pointless".
    English → We speak it.
    History → They're dead,get over it.
    Math → We have calculators.
    Spanish → We have Dora.

  6. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    BORED?
    Next time your in a parking lot Simply place a sticky note that says "Sorry for the damage" on a random car and sit back and enjoy

  7. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    When boys kiss you to shut you up

    nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Dear YouTube
    If I can, I will always “Skip this ad."
    Sincerely, play the damn video

  9. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:02am UTC
    *Fairytale* Girl: "I'm cold." Boy: *Wraps arms around girl* "Better?"
    *Reality* Girl: "I'm cold." Boy: "You should have brought a coat."

  10. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:57am UTC
    In your bed: it's 6:00,
    you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45
    At school: it's 1:30,
    you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

  11. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:40am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Clicker or remote ?
    sprinkles or jimmies ?
    trash or barrel ?
    carmel or caramel?
    supper or dinner ?

  13. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
    Walter: [offscreen] Josh?
    Josh: SHELDON?!

  14. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Stop sending me mixed signals .!
    Do you like me or no .?
    nmqnmf

  15. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:52am UTC
    i constantly tell myself
    ''I'm done''
    but then I find myself trying again

  16. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Empty pen:
    5% Calmly gets a new one
    95% Scribble, scribble, scribble

  17. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Wearing a hoodie and shorts because you’re confused about the weather

  18. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:44am UTC
    When you drop your pen/pencil:
    3% Right where you dropped it
    5% 10 feet away from you
    92% Into another dimension never to be seen

  19. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:39am UTC
    We found Dove in a soapless place

  20. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:35am UTC
    This is a "A" & "B"conversation...
    So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G"

:)

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