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barakatgee911
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October 2, 2010 3:18pm UTC

"Did I bang Snooki last night ? Did I do the unthinkable?"
Really lazy with the colors. I just watched that episode and had to add that xD

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barakatgee911
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October 2, 2010 9:56am UTC

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man
can see better than he can think.

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barakatgee911
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October 2, 2010 9:53am UTC

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like,
and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain

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barakatgee911
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September 25, 2010 2:58pm UTC

Ah damn it would really suck to have OCD where you had to read every word of every Software User License Agreement. What a bore.
-Rian Dawson, All Time Low

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barakatgee911
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September 25, 2010 1:27pm UTC

Dear All Time Low,
i love you guys but really, what's the point of wearing belts if your pants fall down&your boxers show anyway ?
Sincerely,
All Time Low lover
credit to MissSarah for font and colors.

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barakatgee911
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September 23, 2010 3:36pm UTC

i"ts raining cheese and crackers!"
"Huh?, "
"Like, its raining cats and dogs makes anymore sense?"

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barakatgee911
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September 19, 2010 9:55am UTC

*Buying a new belt and your pants still fall down*
fontcredit to sparkleysamx3 for font

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barakatgee911
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September 19, 2010 9:52am UTC

"hey look at that woman"
"Thats a guy"
"oh..."
♥O moment
credit to foreverisalie for font&color

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barakatgee911
posted a quote
September 19, 2010 9:41am UTC

me: *pulls pillow out from under my cat as she's sleeping*
cat: *has mini spaz attack*
me: oh i'm sorry. were you using that ? shame on me.

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barakatgee911
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September 18, 2010 1:42pm UTC

Dear Justin Bieber,
If its true that you pick the girls for your videos,
Well. You need your eyes checked.

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barakatgee911
posted a quote
September 18, 2010 1:17pm UTC

*You're mom coming in your room and making you turn the air off when you are dying of heat*

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barakatgee911
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September 18, 2010 1:14pm UTC

*Saying something and realizing how stupid it sounded*

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barakatgee911
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September 18, 2010 1:08pm UTC

*Laughing like crazy with your friends& people stare& think you're high*

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barakatgee911
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September 14, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Dont sweat it
Forget it
Everything is a-ok
Just let it go then its off
Off to find another face

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barakatgee911
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September 14, 2010 9:02pm UTC

Thank you.
I was convinced he liked me. I was positive. Everyone told me so. I was happy. I wasn't gonna do anything about it, but just knowing he did made me happy. Really happy. All that talking, flirting, and having fun with each other paid off.
Then Little Miss "Everyone Loves Me" had to ask him to prove he didn't. I knew you asked him. You wouldn't let me know it.
Thank you for crushing my happiness, I would of been just fine knowing he might of liked me.
Who knew a simple
No.
Could break a heart.

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barakatgee911
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September 14, 2010 7:59pm UTC

"You Hadda Be There"
Moment
So I'm in class today, looking at this notebook my aunt got me with all this texting stuff on it. I see the abbreviation "oic"
So I ask my friend,
"What does oic mean?"
She responded "oh I see"
Me, feeling like an idiot responded, "Oh... I see"

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barakatgee911
posted a quote
September 13, 2010 6:07pm UTC

Am I the only person who wants to go to the deparment stores and ask why there is Christmas stuff in July ?

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barakatgee911
posted a quote
September 13, 2010 5:48pm UTC

Stop it.
You see that girl over there ? The one who likes dark clothes ? The one who likes the weird band ? The one who doesn't look like you do in a bikini ? The one who isn't the best at sports ? The one who isn't afraid to be different ? The one who stares at you all day,
cause she knows your talking about her ?
Well its not right. She deserves as much respect as you do. And instead of making fun of her different ways, try to be nice to her. See her interests, don't judge them before you know them. Because after all, you could like them.
Im just saying this meaning, try to be nice to people who are different. My friends make fun of me cause I like a weird song, I like the color black, I can't always shoot a basketball right, I think a different guy is hot.
I'm sick of getting made fun of by people that are supposedly my friends. Instead of making fun of that outsider, Imagine what it would be like to be them.

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barakatgee911
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September 13, 2010 5:38pm UTC

There is no such thing as opposite day.
If you were to say it were opposite day, that would mean it was opposite day. And if you were to say it was opposite day on opposite day, since its opposite day that would mean it WASN'T opposite day.
And basically you could go back and forth all day.
I found this out ALL by myself. [:.

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barakatgee911
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September 13, 2010 5:27pm UTC

Am I the only one who kind pees themself when they sneeze or get all excited ? [:

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