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Bri*BAM!;D

  1. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF
    not mine

  2. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    It's time to grow up and
    solve your own problems

  3. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:46pm UTC
    I try to take life one day at a time,
    but sometimes [several days] attack me at once.
    not mine

  5. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    I'm putting on my Shades to cover up my eyes,
    I'm jumpin in my ride,
    I'm heading out tonight,
    I'm solo, I'm riding solo,
    I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, sooloooo.

  6. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    I want a romance like :
    -The Last Song♥
    -The Notebook♥
    -A Walk to Remember♥
    -Titanic♥
    -Romeo&Juliet♥
    -Twilight♥
    -Dear John♥
    -Nights in Rodanthe♥
    -Avatar♥
    *But I don't want the death, I just want the love.♥

  7. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    tell a girl she's
    beautiful
    She'll believe it
    for a moment,
    Tell her shes
    worthless
    She'll believe it
    for the r e s t of
    her life.

  8. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    I may not have //♥
    the prettiest face for you to look at,
    or the skinniest waist for you to hold,
    but I'll tell you this, <3
    I have the biggest heart to love you with

  9. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Dear Jacob,
    I win.
    Sincerely, Edward
    Dear Edward,
    I'm sleeping with your
    daughter tonight.
    Haha, Jacob

  10. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 10:43pm UTC
    It's funny.
    When someone says they l o v e y o u,
    you can't really feel it..
    When they say they don't love you anymore, you can feel
    e v e r y o u n c e of what was drain o u t o f
    yourentirebeing.

  11. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    You're my best friend
    and I love you.No long paragraphs,no list of inside jokes. _.·´¯`·» Just I love you. ♥♥
    credit to everlong

  12. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    do you know her favorite color is blue?
    do you know she can't sleep without at least two pillows,
    & when someone mentions your name her eyes sparkle?
    she doesn't like to say i love you if she thinks she may not mean it.
    did you know she hates arguing, but she's good at it.
    she loves the way you look at her & hates to go a day without talking to you.
    she only giggles if you look at her, but she loves the fact that you do.
    the only thing that bothers her is when people walk into her life & then they leave.
    she loves you now, she probably always will.
    break her heart & it will take a while for her to get over you.
    not mine i luv it though<3

  14. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang. He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
    not mine

  15. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 9:39pm UTC
    & I know I'm not the only one
    who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
    finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
    something to eat
    ^so truee not minee thoughh

  16. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    what would happen if...
    joe jonas starred in Twilight?
    bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
    joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
    bella swan: i know what you are.
    joe jonas: say it out loud.
    bella swan: Jonas.
    joe jonas: are you afraid?
    bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?
    lmfaoo not mine but i luv itt

  17. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 6:07pm UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe

  18. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    &+ i'm pretty sure
    he doesn't even care

  19. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when...
    The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
    Tiger Woods cheats on you,
    You are personally victimized by Regina George,
    You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
    E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
    Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
    You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
    Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
    Today is just one of those days.

  20. bammXx89 bammXx89
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 3:49pm UTC
    He was being a dork
    as usual. So I joking said, "You're lucky I like you."
    He turned to me, looked me
    straight in the eyes, & said, very seriously:
    I am the luckiest guy in the world
    to have a girl like you like
    a g u y l i k e m e.

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