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  1. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:36pm UTC
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  2. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    That moment when your teacher says, "Pick a partner.", you give your best friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.
    I . I I , <

  3. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    69
    admit it you giggled

  4. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    I wonder if there will ever come a day
    when the perfect guy comes into my life
    & hegets
    friend zoned =.=

  5. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:27am UTC
    Anyone want a witty wife ;D

  6. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Hover your mouse over this quote
    You fell for it
    oh and by the way gullible is written on the ceiling
    Nmf.....Trolled

  7. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    *Me to my friend*
    Me: Go get me a soda
    Her: No
    Me: Hmmm okay okay
    *Second time this happens*
    Me: Go get me a soda
    Her: no
    *I grab a toilet brush and start to scrub her* Me:go get me a SODA
    Her: Okay
    Me: OWNED
    format by neversaynever16

  8. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed
    that everyone on witty speaks
    English?

  9. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    (ಥ_ಥ) My god your so
    beautiful that I am
    crying in pure joy.
    This is in funny so more people see it but i am not joking you are beautiful weather you want to admit it or not.

  10. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    ಥ_ಥ I love the way
    you cry

  11. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Me: I am sexy and I know it
    Random guy: Stop lying to yourself.
    Me: Okay.
    REJECTED

  12. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I
    F Y O
    U C A N R
    E A D T H I S
    I N T H I S S I Z E
    A N D F O R M A T T H E N
    Y O U A R E A N I N J A N O W G O
    R U B I T I N T O O T H E R P E O P L E S
    F A C E S A N D L A U G H A T T H E I R N O N N I N J A
    N E S S A N D W H E N T H E Y G E T A L L C O N F L I C T E D L A U G H H A
    R D E R A T T H E I R E P I C F A I L N E S S B U T I F Y O U C A N R E A D T H I S F A R T H E N Y
    O U A R E B E T T E R T H A N M O S T P E O P L E O N E A R T H A N D D E S E R V E A N A W A R D B U T Y O U W I L L N O T G E T O NE B U T N O W I A M J U S T R A M B L I N G S O I C A N G E T T O F O N T S I Z E N U M B E R E I G H T B U T L O OK A T H O W S M A L L T H E F O N T I S G E T T I N G I T I S A L L L I K E O H N O I A M S H I R N K I N G I A M S H R I N K I N G H E L P O H P L E A S E H E L P" T H E N T H E F O N T D I E S T H E E N D. W E L L C O N G R A T S Y O U A C T U A L L Y R E A D A L L O F T H I S S O H E R E I S A F A C E 4 A L L Y O U R H A R D W O R K
    :D

  13. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    All directioners go to the website below and comment if you get it
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1qu10Vg3S1rqwiiho1_1280.png

  14. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    To lazy to finish this sente...

  15. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    that awkward moment #4
    When you realise you can not be reading this without that mini voice in your head

  16. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    that awkward moment #4
    When someone corrects your spelling on a quote.

  17. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    that awkward moment #3
    When someone leave negative feed back on a quote and you are like f*** you

  18. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment #2
    When you are talking to someone and a random stranger but's in and you are all like "Umm okay?"

  19. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    In parallel universe
    men have boobs

  20. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:48am UTC
    that awkward moment #1
    When you have a sun burn and hide it but for some "Strange reason" it seems like it is national slap people in the back day.

:)

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